georgetakei ,
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She can't be serious. https://www.comicsands.com/jk-rowling-sofa-tweet-mocked-2668666261.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

cowboyminer ,
@cowboyminer@mstdn.social avatar

@georgetakei

I've never read a single book of hers. Now I'm glad.

huntingdon ,
@huntingdon@mstdn.social avatar

@georgetakei

JK Rowling is a "sofa" only if she still does laundry in a laundromat. Shes turned her skill with fiction into full-time gaslighting.

ruurd ,
@ruurd@mastodon.nl avatar

@georgetakei soooo you're saying that only certain identities are allowed?

LeeFromVT ,
@LeeFromVT@masto.ai avatar

@georgetakei

I still cannot decide if it's "Funny", "Ironic" or more "Tragic", that she is now on the side of all the people that tols all the "news outlets", wrote many articles about and made her interviews about "Indoctrinating" children into Satanism. When her books first came out.....

humanhorseshoes ,
@humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world avatar

@georgetakei I have never read her books, never saw her movies. Have no interest.

I_am_elena ,
@I_am_elena@mastodon.social avatar

@georgetakei It Is now ok to face sit her, win win.

wolfette ,
@wolfette@mastodon.social avatar

@georgetakei sofas are silent, so she should sit down and be quiet. (some women really should whessht)

coyoty ,
@coyoty@mstdn.social avatar

@georgetakei She can't spell "lounge".

kitsuneofinari ,
@kitsuneofinari@packmates.org avatar

@georgetakei what a pack of lies from J.K. Rowling, we all know she actually identifies as baloney... Because she is full of it!

DP0 ,
@DP0@mastodon.social avatar

@georgetakei To accommodate Ms Rowlings' desire for conciseness and unambiguouity, there is one thing that can easily be defined: AN IDIOT! So, there is no need to define as a sofa, ma'am.

RufusJCooter ,
@RufusJCooter@mstdn.social avatar

@georgetakei I identify her as a 'tool'.

Is that close enough?

acid ,
@acid@ohai.social avatar

@georgetakei she is a terf and means it.

JeffS ,
@JeffS@universeodon.com avatar

@georgetakei I would not sit on that woman!

ipd ,
@ipd@universeodon.com avatar

@georgetakei
I didn't know she thought of her self as a couch tomato.

LiamOMaraIV ,
@LiamOMaraIV@mastodon.social avatar

@georgetakei Sounds about right. Her head is filled with the same stuffing you'd find in any cheap sofa.

markslater ,
@markslater@mstdn.social avatar

@georgetakei Standard nasty transphobe nonsense.

theogrin ,
@theogrin@chaosfem.tw avatar

@georgetakei

I mean, she named her Irish character "Seamus Finnegan", her sole Black character "Kingsley Shacklebolt", and the only Hogwarts student of Asian descent "Cho Chang", plus most damningly of all she named her hardboiled detective freaking "Cormoran Strike". Subtlety is not in her wheelhouse as an author, so it's no surprise that neither are metaphor or analogy.

Admittedly, it's kind of depressing that such a popular author has never heard of the classic tale of Plato and Diogenes.

eswag ,
@eswag@dju.social avatar

@georgetakei

She certainly can't be taken seriously.

ranvel ,
@ranvel@hachyderm.io avatar

@georgetakei oh man! the sorting hat got this one wrong!

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