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addie , in xkcd #2812: Solar Panel Placement

That number didn’t really seem enough to me. However, the solar luminosity is about 3.8×10^26 watts and the surface area about 6.1×10^18 m2, ie. 62.3 MW / m2. 8760 hours in a year times 62300 kW equals 545 million kW/h, at twenty percent efficiency times twenty cents each is $21.8 M/a.

The sun might seem to be really, really hot; but in fact, it is just quite hot and really, really big.

TonyTonyChopper ,
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The corona is around 1 million °C. That’s really really hot

addie ,

The corona is indeed super hot, but also quite tenuous in comparison to the rest of the sun. The photosphere is only about 5500 °C. If our solar panels were made of diamond they would have melted at 3500, but it’s not impossible to imagine a solar panel that could be positioned ‘quite’ close to the sun’s surface - would just need to be made from some quite fancy materials.

visak ,

Xkcd always does the math.

quindraco , in xkcd #2812: Solar Panel Placement

OP, you should always include the title alt-text with an xkcd comic. Like so:

Getting the utility people to run transmission lines to Earth is expensive, but it will pay for itself in no time.

TimewornTraveler ,

need a bot

tja OP ,
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Sorry, my app displays that automatically for xkcd links, so I did not think of that

rockerface , in xkcd #2812: Solar Panel Placement
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So, a Dyson sphere

slazer2au , in xkcd #2812: Solar Panel Placement

Seems legit.

14th_cylon ,

the only issue there is is you have to install the panel during night, it is quite hot there during the day.

Hamartiogonic ,
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You could also wait for an eclipse.

Smatt ,

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science.

chtk , in xkcd #2812: Solar Panel Placement
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I guess connecting the panels to the net is an issue for Infra?

Ferk , (edited )
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They could send the energy wirelessly in the form of light beams, then use special panels to transform those beams of light on Earth. Let's call them "solar panels".

gravistar , in xkcd #2700: Account Problems
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palordrolap , in xkcd #2700: Account Problems

Heh. I remember at one place, my password wasn't liked very much by the account creation script the sysadmin wrote. The password started with a dollar sign and I think that was being inadvertently parsed as a $variable somewhere.

Thinking about it, I have to wonder what would have happened if the password started and ended with backticks. Bobby Tables moment?

(The thought also occurs now that he might have been siphoning off the passwords something, but even though some of my generation (and moreso previous generations) are known for using the same password for everything, this was in the days before the Web really took off, so most people would have only had one place where they used a password: that system.

The system wasn't encrypted, and being the sysadmin, he had access to everything and to change passwords anyway, so keeping plaintext passwords would have been a pointless endeavour.)

Jakylla OP ,
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Password: $(sudo rm -rf /*)

cokane_88 , in xkcd #2700: Account Problems
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Like this? This wouldn’t take spaces or periods

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1b7a60a8-a30e-4976-8f0e-cc23d9ee6084.jpeg

Jakylla OP ,
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“This wouldn’t take spaces or periods” … and doesn’t know itself

= Potential security flaw discovered

toothpaste_sandwich , in xkcd #2700: Account Problems

Ooo the transcript in a little menu is a nice touch. Lemmy startin’ ta get slick.

metaStatic , in xkcd #2700: Account Problems

CorrectHorseBatteryStaple')DROP TABLE users;--

Felix_Bardner ,
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And that’s why we sanitize our inputs

nottheengineer ,

Is that you, bobby?

sanguinepar ,
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Little Bobby Tables!

chuckleslord , in From What If? 2: How to become 99% water

AKA how to give yourself water poisoning in one easy step.

PhiAU , in xkcd #2810: How to Coil a Cable

These fools coiling cables. Tidy cables are nice, until they get messy, then they’re a nightmare.

Braiding power leads makes them mess proof and tangle free. Easy to unbraid as much as you need, and quick and easy to redo.

Don’t braid a hose though.

crashoverride , in xkcd #1172: Workflow

god I fuckin hate corporate buzzwords

Llewellyn ,
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Such as?

milady ,
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Workflow I’m guessing

Llewellyn ,
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The horror!

TimewornTraveler , in xkcd #2810: How to Coil a Cable

posting link instead of img is lame on mobile

totallynotarobot ,

We like Randall give him clicks.

loutr ,
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Sync handles xkcd links by displaying them as images, with a button for the hover text.

OtakuAltair ,

God I missed this app

wetnoodle OP , in From What If? 2: How to become 99% water
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From Randall Munroe’s book What If? 2

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