FuglyDuck

FuglyDuck , 4 months ago

Forbidden ravioli.

Also…. What sirsirsalot said: “they have legs?!”

FuglyDuck , 4 months ago

I’d be his hobbs.

FuglyDuck , 4 months ago

Of course the cat hates it. Has a rep to maintain.

You understand.

FuglyDuck , 4 months ago

how can you possibly say ‘no’ to that face?

FuglyDuck , 5 months ago

My parents had a nutter, that, if you had an orange in your hand, would turn on the puppy-eyes and watch with exquisite attention as you peeled it.

She wanted the pith. If, you managed a decent sized shell, she’d nibble the pith out of the peel leaving the zest.

She wouldn’t say “no” to a slice, either but the pith was what she really wanted.

FuglyDuck , 5 months ago

They’re clearly masters of the puppy-eyes!

FuglyDuck , 5 months ago

They evolved social their social norms in a period that predated walls and indoor plumbing!

They spy because they care.

FuglyDuck , 5 months ago

Regrets were had.

FuglyDuck , 5 months ago

Was that the Goldie equivalent of a mom using the full name?

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

Gramps seems bored.

should maybe watch Empire Strikes Back, or maybe, back to the future.

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

This is the face I make when people offer me eggnog….

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

That’s just a waste of good bourbon.

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

also a waste of mediocre bourbon.

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

Wut you do?

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

Goldie’s are too good for this world.

Just look at that face.

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

and they know it, too. Look at that face.

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

… that parrot has got more game than I do.

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

May you be as happy as a dog with a stickbucket.

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

I feel like I could get some great life advice from zero.

Give him some belly rubs for me? And ear scratched? And all the treats!

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

Well, they deserve all the love, so that’s the way it should be.

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

“Fine. I’ll rub my own belly.”

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

Yeah. Seriously.

Cudddle.

May I suggest WFH?

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

You know, if enough of us pile in here… radar is gonna start believing it, too.

Another option might be “bring your best boi to work”… I mean, how can you say no?

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

“WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING THAT THING?!” (cuz, like, that baby looks like it just took a dump.)

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

Baby either took a dump, is about to take a dump, or is hungry (which means it’s inevitability. it will take a dump in the near future.)

that’s just how babies are, right?

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

4 cuties, one of whom is a try-hard rocking thst bow

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

Why did none of my neighbors ever look that cute?

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

you know… letting cats into elementary school… either seems amazing or like, a huge mistake.

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

… the archaeology thing sounds like it could be cool, but why the heck did they do a pet?! seriously, go to fossil grounds or something; most places have something.

FuglyDuck , 6 months ago

“Uhm well, I hope you find lots of interesting, uhm, stuff!”

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

To add; it’s to mask their own scent. It’s an instinctive habit inherited from wolves that we’ve never quite been able to get rid of.

By getting smelly stuff on them; they can sneak up in prey better. Most dogs don’t even know how to sneak…. But they still do it.

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

Nuhuh. That’s a good boi gone … wild….

https://s2.qwant.com/thumbr/474x315/4/f/e5241663dd9725c65989febf54b0adecb93b268558f9d778bb8ddd85be51ab/th.jpg?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.lsGEX1gDhMN2mqx1q_XqlQHaE7%26pid%3DApi&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0

(Okay. Maybe it’s a reindeer. Still gonna say it’s a dog with a Mohawk.)

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

Pup looks a little unsure if he should be feeling regrets or not. Dads like…, “relax, they love giving us baths!”

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

I’m really quite sure they’re up to something.

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

I suppose it’s a bit cliche to, uh, have given him a zubat?

He likes it though, and that’s all that really matters

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

Little?! They’re half his head!

They’re gloriously floopy-flops

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

It’s true. Urchins do in fact use things like shells as hats.

And some have been dropping hat shaped prints on them for pics.

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

It’s an aquarium. The plastic was probably removed after a while

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

I’d never let her leave…. She’s clearly the most adorable teddy bear ever,

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

Growing up we had a dog that liked to vibe, too. Snickers was an absolute sweetheart.

If it’s a height/climbing issue, a pet ramp might help- if that’s something you want to encourage. Hopeing the ankle heals so you can get out to the dog park! (I assume Rosie likes dog parts?) in the mean time… give her a few scritches and belly rubs for me?

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

Baby bats are called pups.

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

Yes. Any plans for merchandising these cuties as the Pup Squad?

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

Sure it is.

It has nothing to do with Bowie being a fashionista,

FuglyDuck , 7 months ago

What a beautiful purrito.

FuglyDuck , 8 months ago

Record video. Grab still from video.

Or, go to a dog park, spend the day wearing them out. Magically manage to not get worn out. (Or bring friends. Automatic ball throwers are great friends.)

We would also happily accept videos :)

Lucy looks like the absolute goodest girl

FuglyDuck , 8 months ago

Juice looks like that grumpy old man that’s secretly a big softy and just putting on an act cuz the kids love it

FuglyDuck , 8 months ago

Your dog is weird.

Cute, adorable, and absolutely lovable. But still weird,

FuglyDuck , 8 months ago

quirky dogs are the best! give her a few extra scritches and belly rubs for me?