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Socsa ,

That woman is completely done with this photo shoot.

Socsa ,

The idea is that they complete tasks ahead of schedule and then slow play results to the predetermined deadlines. It's hilarious to me that people are saying this is a genZ thing, since this shit has been going on in tech fields forever. Literally everyone I have ever known has taken "working vacations" by pretending some work is taking longer than it really is.

Bonus points if you are smart enough to still turn it in a day early to keep the heat low.

Socsa ,

Oh no, not my testeroonies!

Socsa ,

My guess is that they want to show a bump after 9/11 when "men went to war for freedom" or some shit.

Socsa ,

Wait do people not wear boxer shorts anymore? Did I miss something?

Socsa ,

I simply become outraged that the jar has dared to challenge my manhood and fling them against the wall to assert dominance.

Socsa ,

Move to any city and seek out educated women.

Socsa ,

I choose pigeon. Pigeons are free as fuck and do what they please. How many times have you been waiting for table at a restaurant and a pigeon just rolls up and straight up annexes a table?

“Fuck you ima eat these fries and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

Socsa ,

Yes but they are pretty clumsy about it. Sometimes you’ll see a puffin line up a landing and then go around a dozen times before finally splooting into a relatively soft spot because they are just the essence of derp.

Socsa ,

If you think about it, all food is just poo

Socsa ,

I had one friend who was obsessed with these idiotic “lateral thinking” puzzle books, because she’d read them to us and then pretend like she had figured out the completely ridiculous scenarios from the start.

Socsa ,

Bro Barack Obama didn’t try to ban books and make gay people illegal.

How about you address the topic? Do you think gay people should be illegal?

Socsa ,

SRD has revealed themselves to be largely bootlickers in all this.

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