TheBananaKing

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TheBananaKing ,

What kind of fucked-up Forest-Gump accent does Randall have?

TheBananaKing ,

You use the same vowel for ‘what’ as you do for ‘up’?

:confused Australian noises:

TheBananaKing ,

Most English accents make a strong distinction between most of the voewls in that sentence. If you relentlessly turn everything to schwa, you get a cross between the aforementioned Forest Gump and “Ermagerd, shers”.

TheBananaKing ,

Australian version is similar:

/wɒts ʌp? wʌz dʌg gənə kʌm? dʌg lʌvz bɹʌntʃ. nʌʔʌ dʌgz stʌk kəz ɒv ə tʌnəl ɒbstɹʌkʃən. ə tɹʌk dʌmpt ə tʌn ɒv ʌnjənz. əχ./

TheBananaKing ,

/wɒts ʌp? wʌz dʌg gənə kʌm? dʌg lʌvz bɹʌntʃ. nʌʔʌ dʌgz stʌk kɒz ɒv ə tʌnəl ɒbstɹʌkʃən. ə tɹʌk dʌmpt ə tʌn ɒv ʌnjənz. əχ./

TheBananaKing ,

We know.

TheBananaKing OP ,

We suck at it. Read ferinstance this

TheBananaKing ,

“…and that’s why most people have multiple setups.”

Not sure how to break it to him, but actually no, the number of slater tubs most people have in their house is zero.

Not that they aren’t cool and all, but that’s one hella niche hobby you got there, friendo.

TheBananaKing ,

Definitely fuck lawns, but I live in an apartment :D

TheBananaKing ,

“The Road Not Taken” by Harry Turtledove.

TheBananaKing ,

That’s the most Tim Henson looking dog I’ve seen.

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