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kandoh , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

These always sound so ‘Oh you’re suffering? Not like I’ve suffered. If I didn’t receive support when I was suffering, then everyone else should suck it up like I was forced to’

‘I help teams make games’

Just pulling this out of my ass, but that tagline sounds like he’s unemployed and trying to break into the game industry as a temp or contract.

This is why he’s upset, he hasn’t even been able to break into the industry and here are all these people complaining about losing what he desperately wants for himself. Why should they get sympathy when they’re still in an objectively better position to get a job at another company than he’ll ever be?

julianh OP ,

He has actually worked in the industry according to his LinkedIn. Hopefully not anymore.

Outtatime ,
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Or you know… Could be total BS.

pinkdrunkenelephants , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

In other words: “You showing sadness or despair is making me feel bad so I demand you to stop. My feelings and convenience is more important than yours. I am totally not a narcissist”

mozz , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

Fast forward 3.5 hours to his local Starbucks

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE OUT OF SOY MILK LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

ChicoSuave ,

“YOU KNOW WHERE ELSE THERES NO SOY MILK? CONCENTRATION CAMPS, YOU NAZI!”

KSPAtlas ,
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So I’m living in a concentration camp?

mozz , (edited )

If only everyone else would agree with him and do exactly what he says at all times immediately, we wouldn’t have problems like this. He specifically told them how unreasonable it is that they’re out of soy milk. Several times.

ArtVandelay ,
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“The Nazis had pieces of flair! They made the Jews wear em!”

spirinolas ,

EVEN THE INMATES WEREN’T FORCED TO HAVE REGULAR MILK! FACT!

1984 , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol
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LinkedIn is incredibly cringe. It’s weird that there are real people posting this. And I know they are real, because they did this long before AI.

ICastFist ,
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It’s “Facebook for jobs”, after all, no wonder it’s such a pile of hot garbage

1984 ,
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Yeah it’s like people posing, very cringe.

bartolomeo , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol
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Share some dunks

Ratulf , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

That’s such a long way of saying: “Only the person who’s currently suffering the worst is allowed to complain, the rest have to shut up.”

I guess it has to be that long to hide how dumb it is.

JPAKx4 , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

The people without a job are on the job website… This guy has wayyy too many screws loose

spez , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

Definitely doesn’t have to worry about money, this guy.

ZeroCool ,
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“It’s just a job, Michael. How long could it possibly take to find a new one? Ten minutes?”

BlueLineBae ,
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Go see a star war

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

An Yong

fibojoly ,

«il suffit de traverser la rue!» (you just gotta walk across the street!) is the trendy joke in France since one of our elected morons uttered it.

I never really understood the whole “sending hundreds of resumes” thing, so I don’t think it’s quite the end of the world if you have any skills, but these people are demented, thinking it’s that easy. Clearly never lost a job or known involuntary unemployment.

slurpeesoforion , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

I like the part where he thinks just because he’s willing to eat shit for breakfast that everyone else should take a bite.

MudMan , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol
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For the record, this guy seems to be based somewhere in Europe and at worst he'd get government subsidies for minimum wage-ish amounts for a year, at best semi-indefinite support while he seeks new employment based on his previous income level.

If this teaches you something besides "don't make or read posts in LinkedIn under any circumstances" is that a sensible safety net really enables you to recover from shitty situations and everybody should have access to that. Because if you don't, then you DO deserve better.

ZeroCool , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol
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Dear [x,y,z] snowflakes

I like it when people let you know right off the bat that they’re a shitty person who’s about to say something stupid.

KuroeNekoDemon , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

Don’t you just love abusive employers? /s

Carjacklavinder , to aww in Beekeeper

Cute little Queenslayer.

Habnab , to aww in Beekeeper

Saving beekeeper profits*

Honeybees fuck over native bees and other pollinators and destroy ecosystems.

ImWaitingForRetcons ,

This is absolutely true - honeybee populations are already bouncing back thanks to numerous counter measures, but native bee populations continue to decline. Honeybees cannot pollinate all native plant species native bees do, and even when they can, their generalist nature makes them inefficient for many plants.

otter ,
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I don’t have enough experience in this field, but I found that a lot of beekeepers are great advocates for the other bees and pollinators. Stressors that affect the honeybees affect other pollinators, and the future of their business depends on having the ecosystem intact.

Similar to other fields (fishing comes to mind), I’d imagine that there are people that farm sustainably/advocate well, and there are those that selfishly put their own needs ahead of others.

Overall this story sounds like a good thing, and I hope it helps all the pollinators out there. At the very least, it might further our understanding of diseases so we can prevent outbreaks in the future

ExFed ,

You’re right that keeping European Honey Bees (Apis mellifera), even though they are introduced/invasive to North America, isn’t usually detrimental to native pollinators. However, Apis is in no way in danger; they are an agricultural livestock.

Point is, saying you’re “saving the bees” by keeping honey bee hives is like saying you’re “saving the birds” by keeping chickens. Weird flex, but okay.

recapitated ,

I’m not gonna stop loving honey bees or good dogs even if you do have a morally superior point.

Gormadt , to aww in Beekeeper
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Always remember that if you’ve got a bee suit on and you feel water going up your back it’s a bee

Deceptichum ,
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And if you’ve got a scuba suit on and you feel the moon hit your eye that’s a moray.

kautau ,
recapitated ,

And when you’re cruising in a Chevy and you feel something heavy, diarrhea Cha cha

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