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Kolanaki , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I thought the C word in question was going to be “customer”

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

CSTM

BleatingZombie ,

Cool Salads Taunt Me 😞

Taleya ,

Cunstomer is the first word any frontline worker learns

Arbiter ,

that’s not quite four letters

MudMan , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

For the record, this guy seems to be based somewhere in Europe and at worst he'd get government subsidies for minimum wage-ish amounts for a year, at best semi-indefinite support while he seeks new employment based on his previous income level.

If this teaches you something besides "don't make or read posts in LinkedIn under any circumstances" is that a sensible safety net really enables you to recover from shitty situations and everybody should have access to that. Because if you don't, then you DO deserve better.

Anticorp , to aww in They look so comfy

The plural of sheep is sheep, not sheeps.

CarlsIII ,

You keep talkin like that, you might end up sleepin with da fishes!

Viking_Hippie ,

I’m pretty sure it’s on purpose to be cutesy, which is highly appropriate given the subject matter being adorable kittehs on top of them 😉

didnt_readit ,

The plural of cat is cats, not kittehs.

Viking_Hippie ,

The singular of you is pedant

didnt_readit ,

I was just joking about OP being pedantic :)

Viking_Hippie ,

Fair enough, reversing teh downvoet

Ok, that was maybe a bit far 😁

protist , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

My job is “growing your business and brand on LinkedIn”

Thcdenton ,

🙃

mean_bean279 ,

I mean… he’s clearly doing something right on that front. Whether we like it or not, his shitposts work. It’s the same for me. I started posting more on my LinkedIn because I noticed our VP was on it heavily and just tag the company… middle management here I come!

Delphia ,

He also isnt fucking wrong.

You want people to feel special, like buying your product brings them into an exclusive club, a club that now becomes part of your identity.

I was a bouncer for years and Nightclubs dont have guest lists and VIP areas for nothing. People who can walk past the line, and dont have to pay the cover charge spend way more money because we make them feel like a somebody. Which clubs you’re on “the list” at matters to some people.

fckreddit ,

Another shitfluencer, huh.

Grass , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

A cu*t is how you keep your name in their minds

KISSmyOSFeddit ,

A cu*t is how you keep customers coming (back).

morrowind , to aww in They look so comfy
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Sheeps

ickplant OP ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

Sheepses

WalrusByte ,
@WalrusByte@lemmy.world avatar

Sheepy McWeepies

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Tricksy little sheepseses

Ashyr , to aww in Endangered reticulated giraffe born in Netherlands (video inside)

Reticulated refers to the pattern of their coat.

angrystego ,

You left me imagining what it would look like if it refered to their body form.

null ,
@null@slrpnk.net avatar

That solves that – now what’s a “spline”?

TheBananaKing , to aww in Permanent boop

We know.

RealEarthHuman ,

The Bark Brotherhood

HerbalGamer , to aww in Critically endangered chimpanzee born in Netherlands

Well put it somewhere safe then!

ickplant OP ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

It can go in my pocket, and I shall call it Steve.

key , to aww in They look so comfy
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

Raindrops on roses and kittens on mutton…

thisbenzingring ,

Let’s combine them all for a stew!

Ok, that went too far. Nobody wants rosewater in their stew

JPAKx4 , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

The people without a job are on the job website… This guy has wayyy too many screws loose

1984 , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

LinkedIn is incredibly cringe. It’s weird that there are real people posting this. And I know they are real, because they did this long before AI.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

It’s “Facebook for jobs”, after all, no wonder it’s such a pile of hot garbage

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah it’s like people posing, very cringe.

YurkshireLad , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

Aww come on, don’t hide his name!

julianh OP ,

A lot of times people who spread hate benefit from the attention they get, positive or negative. I censored it because of that, not to protect them.

zammy95 ,

“No such thing as bad publicity”, or whatever it is that they say. Good call

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Like that YouTuber vegan guy, he literally made millions pissing people off.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who?

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Vegan Gains, mocks children with cancer and really anyone who gets sick and isn’t vegan. Tried to fight people at in person events and is generally just an awful person.

Saledovil ,

You can find him by typing the first line of his post into a search engine.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Unsurprisingly, he has a Jordan Peterson credential listed on his profile

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jordan Peterson has a credential program?

JackGreenEarth ,
@JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee avatar

How do you know they’re male?

Zachariah , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Curt? Yeah, fuck that guy!

fluxion , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

I have Adidas daily shoes and Nike running shoes. It is my small way to bring peace into this world.

mean_bean279 ,

Adidas shoes and Nike sock wearer. Or sometimes Nike shoes and adidas socks. My gym hated me.

Delphia ,

Underarmor and New Balance. Fite me.

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