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RampantParanoia2365 , in NSFL

I’d fire him for being mentally unbalanced, with this post as my hard proof.

SARGEx117 , in What, you thought you were getting paid for that?

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  • MonkeMischief ,

    “Both. Both is good!”

    magnetosphere , in NSFL
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    Nobody will remember them saving a few bucks. What they will remember are the sick days when this moron isn’t in the office.

    DrPop , in NSFL

    When the company gets billed for replacing the coffee maker every time you stay at a hotel they will do something other than promote.

    PR3CiSiON ,

    Super double promote?

    Klear ,

    Exactly.

    Etterra , in NSFL

    Dude, your company does not care in you in the slightest. ALWAYS take corporations and the government for every cent you can legally claw out of them. Because they will screw you over as hard as they can the second they feel like they can make more money and get away with it.

    explodIng_lIme , in NSFL

    I never ate as much sushi as I did while travelling. Expenses are there so you can focus on doing the work.

    teft , in NSFL
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    Aquila , in NSFL

    How to say you have crippling social anxiety without saying you have crippling social anxiety

    magnetosphere , (edited )
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    Then they should order delivery or something. Food poisoning is not the answer.

    Yeah, dealing with the delivery guy might be unpleasant, but paramedics and the hospital staff will be MUCH worse.

    EnderofGames ,

    Food poisoning would be the crippling part.

    MonsiuerPatEBrown , in NSFL

    The Gervais Principle has labeled them as “clueless”

    That is straight up Michael Scott doing business travel.

    Kalkaline , in NSFL
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    What a psychopath.

    SexyTimeSasquatch , in NSFL

    This guy is management material. Which is to say, he is a dipshit.

    conditional_soup , in NSFL

    In my experience, in the white collar world, corporates really don’t think twice about paying for this stuff.* In fact, they’d really prefer that you just use the company card instead of blasting stupid bullshit like this on social or making yourself sick. This person’s boss probably thinks they’re fucking insane.

    *If you’re blue collar, you can usually get fucked. If they do much as buy you a Costco hotdog and soda, they’re going to complain and hold it over your head. Little Caeser’s hot-n-ready pizza is the definition of spoiling your workforce in that world.

    DeepFriedDresden , in NSFL

    If charging dinner to the company is going to tank your P&L, you've got much bigger things to worry about. And no, they ain't going to promote you because you saved them $30.

    EatYouWell ,

    They’re not going to promote you specifically because you thought cooking chicken in a coffee maker was a good idea.

    Although, I guess you could kinda sorta do sous vide in one of you had the chicken in a sealed bag.

    TBi ,

    Generally I find the people who go all out (not overboard) on expenses get promoted before people who don’t. Shows a level of confidence that most management likes.

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    Another thing to consider: Are the ones that you’ve noticed get promoted tend to LOVE to say “yes” to management?

    GetKebab ,

    I read this in the voice of Dennis Reynolds.

    CurlyMoustache ,
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    Heavy emphasis on sorta

    hansl ,

    Just hope you don’t destroy the coffee machine and pay back the hotel for repairs, that’s gonna cost you more than dinner.

    MissJinx ,
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    oh it will! Will be promoted to dead employee

    billwashere , in NSFL

    Fuck this noise. I will use whatever I’m allowed to my advantage. Work trips are like mini vacations I don’t have to pay for.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    I expense my cocaine and hookers.

    billwashere ,

    I work for the state so I haven’t figured this part out yet. I’m open to suggestions 😀

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    What state?

    Some are more open to it then others.

    Potatos_are_not_friends ,

    I got a $45 food stipend for lunch once. My lunch cost $30 (it was lunch AND dinner) and then tipped the restaurant $15.

    I’m using 100% of it.

    odium , in NSFL

    Meanwhile I eat $30 meals when I’m traveling for work.

    forgotmyusername ,

    I don’t get to travel for work but schedule my biweekly telehealth therapy appointments for midday.

    Boss makes a dollar; I make a dime. I talk to my shrink on company time.

    PR3CiSiON ,

    Where do you find $30 meals? Mine are all $60+

    odium ,

    I gotta submit my expensing for review, so I gotta keep it somewhat realistic or they’ll deny.

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