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merc , in My guy has spent 600+ days doing one blockchain-related thing a day and posting about it, but it seems that he's still not quite sure what it actually is

What a waste of 3 years.

RizzRustbolt , in Replace the criminal justice system with LinkedIn Palmists

Ridiculous.

A real scientist using Phrenology could easily tell that the guy was prone to committing fraud and bouts of loutishness.

underwire212 , in Replace the criminal justice system with LinkedIn Palmists

This must be satire haha

TAG , in Replace the criminal justice system with LinkedIn Palmists
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How is Ashneer Grover a “former co-founder”? Is he such a fraudster that he rewrote the past and stopped himself from founding the company?

aberrate_junior_beatnik , in My guy has spent 600+ days doing one blockchain-related thing a day and posting about it, but it seems that he's still not quite sure what it actually is

To be fair, coming up with 600+ unique blockchain-related things is tough. Like if I challenged myself to doing 1000 linked-list related things, I’d run out of ideas pretty quickly.

crmsnbleyd OP ,
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This is a great thought to have before starting the whole thing

explodIng_lIme ,
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Pick one

RootBeerGuy ,
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Maybe they don’t have to be unique?

surewhynotlem ,

You just need a bigger list

dabu , in Replace the criminal justice system with LinkedIn Palmists
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What even is a “palmist”?

InEnduringGrowStrong ,
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Fortune teller kinda scam that pretend to read people’s palms.

skele_tron ,

I have no idea who the hell downwoted both of you. Maybe you offended one palmist

fckreddit , in Replace the criminal justice system with LinkedIn Palmists

Comments on the post are hilarious. This guy literally called his “field” research-oriented.

yata , in Replace the criminal justice system with LinkedIn Palmists

Cue “You know, I’m something of a fraudster myself” Willem Dafoe meme.

Narrrz , (edited ) in Replace the criminal justice system with LinkedIn Palmists

I read this on the toilet and was nearly overcome with a powerful urge to shatter my skull against the handbasin.

fckreddit ,

I sympathise. Now imagine living in a place where people unironically believe this crap

ChicoSuave , in Replace the criminal justice system with LinkedIn Palmists

When looking at the hands of fraudster, does the palmist look at their own hands for reference?

fckreddit ,

No, he looked at palms of Elizabeth Holmes among others.

PeepinGoodArgs , in Replace the criminal justice system with LinkedIn Palmists

…yeah, okay, I’ll subscribe to this community.

roguetrick ,

Yeah, this is quality content.

DeadNinja , in NSFL
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Can clearly see the Salmonella grinning from inside of that…enclosure…

ech , in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

Just missing “Make sure to wipe promptly so as to avoid rashes”. Fucking hell.

Rooty , in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!
  • Ensure that the CEO is burped after every meal.
  • Make a nappy check on CEO every half hour and change accordingly.
  • Provide the entertainment in the form of peek-a-boo and “got your nose” games.
  • Put CEO in bed ahead of schedule in the case of late evening temper tantrums.
Damaskox , in Kind of cringe?
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I would argue that with certain unethical acts you could remove mindsets, character and personalities off a person. Or at leas bits of them.

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