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DeepFriedDresden , in NSFL

If charging dinner to the company is going to tank your P&L, you've got much bigger things to worry about. And no, they ain't going to promote you because you saved them $30.

EatYouWell ,

They’re not going to promote you specifically because you thought cooking chicken in a coffee maker was a good idea.

Although, I guess you could kinda sorta do sous vide in one of you had the chicken in a sealed bag.

TBi ,

Generally I find the people who go all out (not overboard) on expenses get promoted before people who don’t. Shows a level of confidence that most management likes.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Another thing to consider: Are the ones that you’ve noticed get promoted tend to LOVE to say “yes” to management?

GetKebab ,

I read this in the voice of Dennis Reynolds.

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Heavy emphasis on sorta

hansl ,

Just hope you don’t destroy the coffee machine and pay back the hotel for repairs, that’s gonna cost you more than dinner.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

oh it will! Will be promoted to dead employee

Kbin_space_program , in Let's do this 💪

Sell the home for 16 million.

darq , in Let's do this 💪
@darq@kbin.social avatar

Yeah buddy that's what getting a loan is. Except in reality, you get them from the bank.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Reality? Is that a different website from LinkedIn? What’s the URL?

Diurnambule , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?

Lol I got something similar. Scammers are on LinkedIn too.

generalEdo , in Maths is hard.

But does your money get naked and have nice breasts?

The_Eminent_Bon , in Maths is hard.

Not if you count popcorn costs

supercriticalcheese , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?

Well the intresting thing is that one of your contacts accepted the invitation.

TonyTonyChopper ,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

could be that the friend was phished out of their account, I think something similar goes around on Facebook

supercriticalcheese ,

Yes possible, happens somewhat frequently.

One of contacts suddenly become an atractive looking asian woman and owner of some company. Both of which were extremely unlikely based on my recent conversation I had with him.

hoodlem , in Uh oh..

Oh lord I’m so sick of the word “influencer”

galaxi ,

Me too. I keep forgetting that it’s a thing. I just can’t imagine going to a dinner party and talking to the other adults about one’s career as an influencer…

nodsocket ,

The only thing they’re influencing me to do is hit Alt-F4

thegoodyinthehoody , in Boomers are the best generation. There ya have it.

She’s bragging about skipping school, it shows

ShadowAether , in .. what is this website for again?

That is an ad, they just posted it instead of paying LinkedIn

boatsnhos931 , in Belching

Big pp energy over here

NaibofTabr , in LinkedinLegends

No matter how bad things seem...

StThicket ,

That's my motto: no matter how bad it seems, it could be worse.

NigelFrobisher , in Leave some degrees for the rest of us

That intern was Elon Musk.

Eheran , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry

"innovative HR"... sure sure

slazer2au , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Is someone still running the cloud to farts plugin from the early 2010s?

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

I remember it as cloud-to-butt

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