Trump Announces Plans to Finally Go Ahead and Prove Election Was Rigged ( www.rollingstone.com )

mrbubblesort , 10 months ago

100% unironic message I received from a family member 😑 (changed some words to keep it anonymous, make it legible, and protect the innocent)

"Trump is gonna own you libs this time, just you wait! Our 4D chess GOD has sat on this report for 3 years. He could have released it right after the election, but you fools just don't see the whole board like he does! This is the perfect time for it so he can watch you dummies seethe in rage and take back the country! I'm so happy to be one of the God Emperor's Chosen! I've donated all I can to his fund, and you should too!"

MrBobDobalina , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

There’s no way this isn’t a joke… Right?? There’s no way… My brain just cannot get around this

mrbubblesort , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

Southwest Iowa. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy :P

Anticorp , 10 months ago

You’ve gotta remember that these are just simple farmers.

MammyWhammy , 10 months ago

Why wouldn’t he have just stayed in power then? Shown how great he was as a ruler/leader and then chosen his successor in 2024?

mrbubblesort , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

I've actually asked him that once. The election was obviously stolen from him, but in the end Trump CHOSE to leave to go stop the pizzagate guys (or some other shit, I stopped listening around then)

Just remember kids: QAnon believers can vote!

Arotrios , 10 months ago

This is poetry:

Trump
is gonna own you libs
this time just
you wait

Our 4D chess GOD
has sat on this report
for years

He could have released it
right after the election
but you fools just don't
see the whole board
like
he
does!

This is the perfect
time for it
so he can watch you
dummies seethe in rage
and
take back the country

I'm so happy to be
one of the God Emperor's
Chosen, I've donated all
I can
to his fund

and you should
too

-Uncle Magafash

DONTBANTHISACCOUNT , 10 months ago

tihi ( thanks 👍 I hate it )

mrbubblesort , 10 months ago

Holy shit, this is amazing!

CileTheSane , 10 months ago

Sit on this for two weeks, then reply with "so how's that report coming?"

Pons_Aelius , 10 months ago

Two weeks? They never remember back that far. They have 5 new conspiracy theories to explain to your feeble mind by then.

Anticorp , 10 months ago

This has to be satire. I’m pretty sure I threw up in my mouth a little right now.

mojo , 10 months ago

I’m shaking and crying and shitting myself. Please noo not the buff god emperor Donald trump, I don’t want to be owned!

ArugulaZ , 10 months ago

Ask your supremely dumb family member why a billionaire would need donations.

Drusas , 10 months ago

I like that their bad grammar means that they'll be happy to watch us take back the country.

AFKBRBChocolate , 10 months ago

I read stuff like this in comment sections and figures it’s just someone trolling for a reaction, but there are so many people who are actually like this. It’s so depressing to think that there are honestly people who think Trump is some great genius. If he goes to jail, they’ll still be saying “Just you watch! Any day now he’s going to spring the trap.”

metallic_substance , 10 months ago

Fuck Trump, but I genuinely don’t believe you. I’ve seen some wild bullshit come from the MAGA crowd, but this seems custom-tailored to engage this crowd in particular

mrbubblesort , 10 months ago

I appreciate the skepticism, but remember, until very recently this was their congressman. These people chose a literal, actual, real white nationalist to represent them, so imagine how they act in private

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_King