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ArugulaZ

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Gaming enthusiast, writer, artist, and social media ronin. Current denizen of the Dork Web, aka federated media. Doesn't play well with others.

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I've tried frolicking. All those hairs get stuck in my teeth, though.

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Why the hell shouldn't they?

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It's especially great when they do something that's completely off the walls crazy. Michael Dorn played a screaming dwarf in the Billy and Mandy episode "Here There Be Dwarves," who went mad after centuries of mushroom farming and exacted his revenge by invading the Keebler elves' hollow tree. Then R. Lee Ermey pops up to censor the carnage and the dwarves and elves compromise by making mushroom cookies, and Billy does karaoke. That show was so delightfully warped and random sometimes.

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"Your Seamen have all died." What are you, my urologist?

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Joke's on them! Russians may be ugly, warlike, and malevolent, but they're sure not imaginary!

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    "Potential," yeah right. They're would-be killers, waiting for the chance to kill.

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    Paramount couldn't be dumb enough to cancel its best Star Trek series, could it?

    (Remembers that someone at Paramount gave us six seasons of Two Broke Girls)

    ...probably.

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    Jay Leno has no honor!

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    "Hasn't the O'Brien family suffered enough because of you!?"

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    One thing worth mentioning is that the ears are an erogenous zone for Ferengi. Is Jay Leno jacking off Quark with that Q-tip?
    EDIT: After watching that clip, I realized that yes, Quark really WAS getting off to that Q-tip. So I'll give them points for doing their research.

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    I used to like these guys, really. It's deeply depressing to see what's happened to them.

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    ANOTHER reason to hate Bill Maher? You spoil me for choice, sir!

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    A turd by any other name still stinks.

    Take another look at Joe Biden. His is the presidency progressives have been waiting for. ( www.theguardian.com )

    The tragedy of Joe Biden is that people see his age, his frailty and his ailing poll numbers and they miss the bigger story. Which is that his has been a truly consequential presidency, even a transformational one. In less than three years, he has built a record that should unify US progressives, including those on the radical...

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    You've got two choices: Biden, or destruction. Stay home, that's destruction. Vote third party, that's destruction. It's really as simple as that.

    Brian Kemp rejects Georgia Republicans' effort to save Donald Trump ( www.newsweek.com )

    Georgia Governor Brian Kemp said that the “political theater” of a special session to potentially impeach Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis will not occur, despite the strong desire on behalf of some statewide conservative officials....

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    Kemp really kame in klutch, all things konsidered.

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    Twitter/X: Too right-wing for Germany.

    Jan. 6 defendant representing himself at trial compares himself to Brett Kavanaugh ( www.nbcnews.com )

    A Jan. 6 defendant, in opening arguments at his trial before a jury on Wednesday, compared himself to Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh and said that he liked that members of Congress were fearing for their lives during the Capitol attack....

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    Why, is he a rapist too?

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    Ask your supremely dumb family member why a billionaire would need donations.

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    ONLY 59? I just moderate one.

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    Thanks!

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    Don't let the door hit you on the way out. After all, that ass is owned by the coal industry, and they don't want it to be bruised.

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    Even the fox disapproves of that decision.

    It's worth asking, though... why do you have a fox? Is it one of those Russian domesticated foxes?

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    I'll fap as I please, thanks. You'll have to take it from my cold, dead hands.

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    I have the book, but an audiobook would certainly add a new wrinkle to it. It'd almost be like a new episode of DS9 with Robinson narrating.

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    Sorry Spez, buggers can't be choosers. You have two options: volunteer mods with autonomy, or employees paid to do your bidding.

    News: Sen. Elizabeth Warren wants to build a new agency to police Big Tech ( www.theverge.com )

    The bill, sponsored by Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and Lindsey Graham (R-SC), would create a new agency called the Digital Consumer Protection Commission that would be empowered to go after giant tech firms for a slew of anti-competitive behaviors and failing to protect consumer privacy.

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    Strange bedfellows. Although I suspect Lindsey Graham is used to that by now.

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    The only "accelerant" I'm seeing here is the gasoline he's splashing on Twitter before setting it ablaze and cashing in on the hefty insurance policy.

    Dark Money - Clarence Thomas got a personal media campaign worth at least $1.8 million from conservative nonprofit groups led by lobbyist Leonard Leo, part of $1.6 billion in donated by Barre Seid to Leo. ( www.washingtonpost.com )

    Leo is well-known for shepherding conservative judicial nominees, but the public relations campaign shows how he has continued to exert influence in support of right-leaning justices after helping them secure lifetime appointments....

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    Holy crap, he's almost literally named Leonardo Leonardo, the scheming business tycoon from the short-lived Clerks animated series! Depressingly, life imitates art.

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    Hell yeah! Found another jerk-off to block!

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    "Your honor, it could have been a finger! They're both very small!"

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    Enjoy, Spez, you lemur-reamer. We will.

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    "I love everything that STEVE HUFFMAN is doing with REDDIT and will stand behind him in any endeavor. In addendum, he does not look like a crack-addicted lemur. End statement. Please insert coin to continue."

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    Eventually, even the bots will gain enough self-awareness to realize that Steve Huffman is a dick.

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    Oh man, you're right! They literally tricked the AI into revealing itself! I love it!

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    "You see a turtle in the middle of the road, lying upside down. Do you offer it assistance, or leave it to die?"

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    Sega's Time Traveller. It was quickly replaced with Holosseum, which wasn't much better, but at least it was playable. Sort of. (It's the most claustrophobic fighting game I've ever played.)

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    Golly, wouldn't that be a shame? =}

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    TWELVE? I'm lucky if I get four hours out of a 10mg dose of marijuana. Then again, I'm not hallucinating for twelve hours...

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    Could be a raccoon dog! You know, like that thing Mario transforms into in Super Mario Bros. 3.

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    Booty Judge is gay but doesn't lean into it. DeSantis is straight but is absolutely terrible at it.

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    You first, chumpy.

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    Eww, a kill-billy! Get it out of here!

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    Take a picture of the audience at a Trump rally. At least one individual in that crowd will go on to harm or kill decent Americans.

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    Business idiot, social idiot, regular idiot... he's got all the bases covered.

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