What's Your Favorite, Not at All Epic, Star Trek Quote

There are inspiring, epic quotes in Star Trek. Words that stir the soul, shining a light on paths to a brighter now and a better future. But, what about those bits of dialog that don’t have a stirring message, that you enjoy just because you enjoy them?

One of my favorites, from DSC season 3, Episode 1:

“I don’t know. But it was temperature-sensitive and really valuable, so it’s probably ice cream.”

Burnham is captured and being questioned at the Merchantile. After being spritzed with a dose of space truth serum, Burnham’s captors question her about stolen cargo. When asked by her captors what the cargo is, a very drugged up Burnham says the above with serious sincerity. I love the entirety of Burnham’s chattering and behavior while she is under the influence of the space truth serum. That particular line always makes me smile, though.

Do you have a favored, not particularly inspiring, you just like it, Star Trek quote?

spaceghoti ,

“I’m not good in groups. It’s difficult to work in a group when you’re omnipotent.” -Q

NemoWuMing ,

“Time is the fire in which we burn”

scarabic ,

“Double dumbass on you!”

Right up there with:

“No ma’am. No dipshit.”

scarabic ,

“You broke your little ships.”

I love how this mocks his display of anger and also the fact that he has little ships to begin with. There’s Picard being all ragey and dramatic and in 5 words she turns him into a little boy.

GaiusGornicusCaesar ,
@GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website avatar

WORF: “What is a ‘Q’?”

YAR: “It’s a letter of the alphabet as far as I know”

Prouvaire ,

I would not presume to debate you.

That is wise.

gnuplusmatt ,

“Computer! Taffy, honey, shrimp, soda, corn, steak, chicken nugget, crispy lemon rock candy, chili, gravy, chocolate sundae! Hot!”

Nmyownworld OP ,
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Doing what it takes to save Tendi!

apprehensively_human ,

Banana, hot. Banana, hot. Banana, hot.

charonn0 ,
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Kirk: All hands, this is the captain. We’re going to enter the body of the organism… rather abruptly, I would think.

Shatner’s delivery of “rather abruptly, I would think” always makes me laugh.

Ryumast3r ,

When is this said, that’s hilarious!

charonn0 ,
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Immunity Syndrome. The one with the giant space amoeba.

Teal ,
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“Death to the opposition!”

maniacalmanicmania ,
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‘Computer, more birds’

ValueSubtracted Mod ,
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Hi Christopher, I’m Nero.

Nmyownworld OP ,
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I like this moment. No villainous riffing. No sneering. No glaring. Just a casual greeting. So surreal.

Basilisk ,

A truly great line from “The Ultimate Computer”

M4 to Daystrom: “I am great. You are great. We are both great.”

hendric ,
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@Nmyownworld Spock: "The women!"

Wirrvogel ,
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“On Cardassia, the verdict is always known before the trial begins.”

nxdefiant ,

I got to use “There be whales here!” in the context of being on a whale watching tour, and only getting to see one as we were heading back, having given up seeing any.

It might be my life’s greatest achievement.

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