zeppo ,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, I wonder how they thought of that. You mean there’s actually an ability for hospitality workers to negotiate for better pay and conditions? I guess we’ve already seen the CEO and stockholder class kicking up a fuss and insulting the crap out of labor with the “nobody wants to work anymore” bullshit and various propaganda.

unoriginalsin ,

So what you’re telling me is, people do want to work? Who knew?

_number8_ ,

my pet dogs started living once i started poking fucking holes in the crates

Hotdogman ,

Fucking holes in the crate… i don’t like where this is going.

Nougat ,

Fucking holes, zombie dogs.

Red_October ,

What a fucking shock, who could have ever seen this coming? They should publish their research, the world has to know!

Melkath ,

In other news, water is wet. Wait. We have breaking news! Fire is hot!

Blapoo ,

shocked pikachu face

RedditWanderer ,

Helped end the “dirt cheap labor” shortage.

There isn’t a labor shortage, we should call it a wage shortage

Reverendender ,
@Reverendender@sh.itjust.works avatar

Right, because if it were an actual shortage, you couldn’t just “end” it, just like that.

some_guy ,

This is the only time that has ever worked. /s

yo_scottie_oh ,

Genuinely happy for everyone involved in this story. The real test will be how much top line revenues are impacted when the higher menu prices kick in next month.

The Caribbean-food chain is raising prices by up to 6% in December to fund higher labor costs.

PeleSpirit ,

A full platter of food is $10.39, you raise that 6% and you get $11.01 as your price. I think they’re going to do fine.

Buddahriffic ,

And they can earn respect if they use $11.01 instead of $10.99. Though best to round to $11 (unless you guys have done away with pennies like we have in Canada and it’s always rounded to the nearest $.05).

PeleSpirit ,

Nope, we still have pennies and they cost more to make than they’re worth. 🤷

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.one avatar

Imagine if everyone paid enough then everyone could afford to buy shit so the businesses would actually make more. 🤯

ChicoSuave ,

raising prices 6% to cover costs

It only takes a miniscule amount of money to make a business work by keeping workers happy. It takes a moronic business leader to refuse to spend because they can’t live without their single digit percentages.

Glad that business saw the light and made some sustainable choices.

jerome ,
@jerome@lemmy.world avatar

Dragging them kicking and screaming.

bioemerl ,

Key word:

Its

Paying more can't magically make more people available to work and there are real labor limits right now. It just means that if you want people, you have to make sure you're using them as effectively as possible and pay them above market rates.

But for every guy you get, the other guy loses a spot and has to compete harder.

This is a good thing.

Prunebutt ,

Or we could… Reduce overproduction a little bit? 🤷

bioemerl ,

You first

Prunebutt ,

I’m not in a political decision making position.

bioemerl ,

Well yeah, that would be catastrophic and it would also be either murder or hilariously repressive government control of reproduction

Prunebutt ,

Are you having a stroke?

BeautifulMind ,
@BeautifulMind@lemmy.world avatar

It’s as if when people can afford to work for you, they will work for you

henfredemars ,

Whenever I hear: There’s a labor shortage!

My brother in Christ there’s over 8 billion humans alive today surely you can solve this problem.

pivot_root ,

The shortage is in people with little enough self-respect to work for greedy pricks unwilling to pay them a living wage.

Showroom7561 ,

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry at this headline.

Here’s a thought experiment to all those companies experiencing a “labor shortage”:

If you were to post a job offer, but list pay that’s twice as high as the industry average, would you still have no applicants? If the answer is no, then the problem is you.

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