EmoDuck

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EmoDuck ,

I have 47 different degrees and two years of experience as a degree forger

EmoDuck ,

Fess up

I shat my pants

Admit mistakes

I thought it would just be a fart

Reassess direction

I should probably not go to that meeting right now

Time-bound

I have 90 seconds until that shart starts to leek out of my pants

EmoDuck ,

Wouldn't maggot poo or the eventual maggot corpses cause problems?

EmoDuck ,

1 isn't considered a prime number so three can't ve constructed from just primes

EmoDuck ,

Yes, but keep in mind:

I can't read

EmoDuck ,

In reality, updating a database to change the coordinates of a location would not physically move items at the location. Arguably, if they did, no-one would much notice, since everything surrounding them should similarly move simultaneously to its corrected position as well.

That's very reassuring, guess I can take my ground harness off then

EmoDuck ,

I don’t have OCD but I definitely have this spinning thing. The worst thing is when you’re unsure if you are short a spin or not, it’s like having a sneeze stuck that won’t come out

EmoDuck ,

I found a solution. This should work: dead link

EmoDuck , (edited )

“G? As in Good God please don’t!”

EmoDuck ,

I haven’t seen it so I’m not sure if that actual critique of the show or if you’re makinge a pun that Reacher is “reaching” for clues

EmoDuck ,

Wtf have these people been smoking?

EmoDuck ,

Wait, I thought it was to protect their belly when they fight

EmoDuck ,

You can also do that in Stardew Valley if you put sea urchins in an aquarium

EmoDuck ,

That video was jam-packed with references I didn’t even notice this one

EmoDuck ,

Yeah, that’s jsut straight up BS. I’m a Trauma Specialist and the thing that actually happens when you get hit by such a large object going at such a speed is that either stars or birds start circling around your head, accompanied by a large bump rapidly growing out of the affected area.

Also, a very common symptom is that the struck individual looses their memory. This can easily be treated by simply striking them again, with similar force.

Moral of the story, don’t believe everything you read on the internet

EmoDuck , (edited )

WTH did I just stumbled across?

EmoDuck ,

At this point I’m just grasping for straws but imagine such an audiobook where the pictures are shown alongside with the audio. Perhaps even using 24 individual drawings per second to mimic motion. Or 30 for Americans.

EmoDuck ,

See, that was your mistake because during the second viewing you from one week in the future would have walked in and explained the plot to you

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