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thefartographer ,

I desire tab matrices. Bottom 20% of the window is my browser display

thefartographer ,

Gimme big tabs that look like buttons on a child's ipad app. I also want the tab matrix enabled and always visible on mobile. Finally, they must make various squeaking/honking/chirping noises when I select them and animal noises when left inactive for too long.

thefartographer ,

basking in the nostalgia of my friends and I shattering AOL trial disks in the cul-de-sac

thefartographer ,

Ugh, I'm in the category of "can't afford to leave Texas but can't survive if I stay."

thefartographer ,

Drowning on the backs of the oppressed is still drowning.

Oof, that's a little too dark, even for me...

thefartographer ,

He just assumed it was more piss. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

thefartographer ,

I'm assuming you're either in Austin or Houston. If you're in Austin, meet me at my place and we'll carpool to salvation. If you're in Houston, I'll meet you at yours. If we take any interstate other than 10, it'll only be a lateral move.

thefartographer ,

Oh, I meant salvation out of state. I don't know many places in Austin, but I actively try to avoid that town. I feel like people try too hard there. Love H-Town though!

thefartographer ,

Source: I speak dog

Oh yeah?? Say three words in dog!

thefartographer ,

Bravo! Although, I repeated it to my dog and she seemed offended...

thefartographer ,

TELL ME THEIR NAME! And then tell them that I love them!!! Give them a sneak-attack-kiss from me

thefartographer ,

Lord knows mine do *helicopter and machine gun sounds*

thefartographer ,

… desiccates… in 3-10 days, while applying salt…

Forbidden jerky

thefartographer ,

I’ve heard of people getting placenta pills to deal with the anemia after birth. I don’t plan on having kids and thus have never been interested enough to research it.

thefartographer ,

And now the outsourcers become the… Shit! Did we get economically fucked into being cheap labor???

thefartographer ,

Asking seriously: are plural-you not cheap compared to local markets or compared to where you’re employed? Also, is there much difference?

Secondly (thirdly?), I’ve kinda assumed that hiring an American to work remotely means middling salary, little to no expectations to provide benefits, and extra work-hours on extra work-days when employees in your own country are either off contract or on holiday. Are these assumptions wildly inaccurate?

thefartographer ,

Oh cool! That’s good to know! I’m gonna go cry into my 5-digit salary now…

thefartographer ,

That feels like saying “the trick is don’t sell on Amazon.” Unless people already know you, where else can they find you? The market might not be there yet, but eventually, saturation is saturation.

thefartographer ,

I want them to double-unionize. Your move, Tesla.

thefartographer ,

“I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.”

  • Ariana Grande

“No, that’s mine!”

  • My 3 year-old nephew
thefartographer ,

Breathe in now breathe out, hands up now hands down

CEO pay has skyrocketed 1,460% since 1978 ( www.epi.org )

“average top CEO compensation was $15.6 million in 2021, up 9.8% since 2020. In 2021, the ratio of CEO-to-typical-worker compensation was 399-to-1 under the realized measure of CEO pay; that is up from 366-to-1 in 2020 and a big increase from 20-to-1 in 1965 and 59-to-1 in 1989”

thefartographer ,

Not that well trained. Pretty sure SmarterChild would suffice.

thefartographer ,

Because children don’t matter to them at any age, not even as a fetus. It’s all about getting to tell other people what to do and gaining leverage in the most hurtful ways possible.

thefartographer ,

Well the grifts start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming…

thefartographer ,

I can’t refute THIS!

  • Judge trying to refute the evidence
thefartographer ,

What the fuck, this article never even told me what the one weird trick was! Oh well, back to what I was doing before… God damnit, they put their homepage in my back history!

"I've never seen anything like it": Economic analyst stunned at sources of Jared Kushner's funds ( www.salon.com )

Economic analyst Steven Rattner on Monday shared a pie chart showing that all but 1% of the $3 billion in investments in former President Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner’s private equity firm Affinity Partners came from foreign sources after he “spent much of his White House tenure cozying up” to Saudi Arabia and...

thefartographer ,

You better quit deflecting before you grow hair on your palms and go blind!

thefartographer ,

it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh. HEY!

thefartographer ,

Being the details aren’t known, it’s hard to know if the mother knew it was a non viable pregnancy, if she received prenatal care, etc.

Per the article:

Andres’ pregnancy was relatively uneventful — every ultrasound was normal.
Then, shortly after her 37 week doctor’s appointment, Andres and her husband got sick.
Doctors monitored the baby while Andres was treated for dehydration. Assured her baby was OK, Andres was sent home. The next day, Andres felt better but could no longer feel her baby move. She called her doctor again, who told her to return to the emergency room.

Finally:

“And that was that,” she adds. “It was just out of the blue.”

What a horribly callous response from someone who obviously didn’t read the article. What was the purpose of your comment and speculation?

This is what the majority votes for, unfortunately…which includes many women.

This is such a cold editorial just further isolating someone who probably already feels lost and possibly alone in her situation.

Also from the article:

Andres works for the City of Austin in the Austin Public Health Department

As long as we’re gonna jump to conclusions, I’d venture a guess that as a young person working in public health in the most liberal city in this backwards state, she’s probably not one of those women. Either way, pro-abortion or pro-life, I don’t think “random infant death” was on the ballot. Yes, women’s health was delivered a huge blow, but it’s not the opinion of the majority.

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