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Betch , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges
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Could be the cubicle of a 911 dispatcher. Although it looks too clean and it doesn’t have like 3 keyboards and mice instead of a KVM.

lurch , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges

Little did they know … a courier will deliver a cell phone to this cubicle any minute and Morpheus is gonna call the moment they open the cardboard envelope

feedum_sneedson ,

I’ve seen that film!

Shirasho , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges

Unpredictable: “Our requirements are constantly changing due to bad planning.”

High energy: “There will be a lot of yelling.”

NocturnalEngineer ,

Fast-paced: “Your deadlines will always be due last week/month/year”.

hydrospanner ,

The last place I worked, my role, by necessity, had to be the last step before any submission deadline. We received all of these deadlines months in advance.

Without fucking fail, the engineers on the team would wait until 0-6 work days before the deadline before sending me any markups with which to even start my work. Typically, these markups would contain anywhere from 2 to 6 weeks of work on my part.

Invariably, when I took this chronological conundrum to the project managers, their reply was some variation of, “I understand the difficulty but this deadline is set in stone. If you need to work overtime to get it done, I’m okay with that.”

For my first year and a half, I would then proceed to work insane hours to get as much done as I possibly could.

Finally on one project, this got so bad that the engineers sent me markups literally the night before the shit was due. In the meeting the next day where we were supposed to review the submission (but for which I was preparing to explain to them why we wouldn’t have any submission), instead, the project lead opens with, “Hey all, some of you have communicated to me that you’re pressed for time on this, so we’re going to push this deadline out by six weeks.”

After that I never worked one more minute of overtime to meet a deadline for them.

Asafum ,

I work in a factory and was just handed a shop order today that is a “rush” and set to be due tomorrow. The paperwork is handed to me before the product goes out to be coated so it’s at least 2 weeks before I even see it to work on it…

Gotta love being set up for failure…

Fixbeat , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges

I swear that I have worked in a place like this, all the way down to the stupid exposed ducts. This must be the corporate prison that our overlords have decided on.

mozz , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges
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There's a music video about this

peopleproblems , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges

Heh

It’s freaking me out that it looks so damn similar to where I used to work. The only thing this lacks is shelving cabinets above the desk.

rekabis ,

Like Mr. Anderson’s cubicle in The Matrix?

wreckedcarzz , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges
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Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment…

ohlaph ,

Perfect!

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

Yeah… it’s just we’re putting cover letters on all TPS reports now.

Did you get that memo?

PhlubbaDubba , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges

Translation, “we want someone who’s ok with us harassing them to do stuff outside work hours”

Rodeo ,

“No.”

“You were hired here on the basis of being a team player.”

“And I put in exactly the hours required of me by the job description. You’re the manager; if slack needs to be picked up, it’s your responsibility to do so, not mine.”

My bosses all hate me, and I’m happier than ever.

DemBoSain , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges
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Is that a page-feed scanner? Anyone that hands me a sheet of paper had better realize it’s going to sit on my desk until the end of the day, and then get dumped in the recycling.

Evade5415 ,

When I worked on the accounting system at my last job they had scanners just to scan invoices. They were scary fast.

PlutoniumAcid ,
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I got myself a Brother scanner to digitise my paperwork. Double-sided color scans converted to PDF in just over one second per sheet. Impressive!

Lepsea , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges

It’s actually a fast-paced and unpredictable environment. The job is about how fast you switch from playing games/browsing lemmy to look like you are working when the “management” passing by

Asafum ,

As a dumb fuck factory schmuck I’d kill for that kind of fast paced! The only time I get to stop and sit on lemmy for a minute is when I’m in the bathroom lol

pixelscience , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges
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TWO MONITORS!

TonyTonyChopper ,
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why get a reasonably sized monitor when you can get these babies for $20 each in bulk orders

rekabis , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges

At least it’s a private cubicle and not an open layout where devs are crammed in cheek-to-jowl in a cacophony of chaos.

FlyingSquid ,
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It’s not even the noise that’s the worst part. It’s that you know you can’t scratch your ass without everyone noticing.

Konstant ,

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  • FlyingSquid ,
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    When you’ve got an itch, you’ve got an itch.

    Swedneck , to Work Reform in Knights among toner cartridges
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    also, every single job listing says this, and i’m NOT willing nor able to work in such an environment

    god i love capitalism

    Asafum ,

    Yeah and I fucking hate it because I don’t just assume everyone is lying so I never apply to those places.

    I don’t think these idiots realize how hard they’re shooting themselves in the foot with these kinds of ridiculous descriptions…

    Also the “college degree required, starting salary: 2 peanuts and a dead cat, bimonthly pay periods.”

    Absolute insanity.

    Mirshe ,

    Whoa whoa, a whole dead cat?

    AnUnusualRelic ,
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    “We used to dream about getting a dead cat!”

    FeelzGoodMan420 , to Firefox in Google Earth Very Slow in Firefox

    Do you use firefox extensions? I find that many of them mess up google services, such as maps. For example, Google maps just straight up doesn't work with CDN blockers. You have to add an exception.

    falken , to Firefox in Google Earth Very Slow in Firefox
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    henfredemars OP ,

    Thank you! I'm going to try walking through this first.

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