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e_t_ Admin , to Science Fiction in John Carter (2012)

It's only derivative if every movie based on a book is derivative.

CrayonRosary , to Work Reform in One Mississippi

It’s 3 more zeroes. It’s nothing.

DeadNinja , to LinkedinLunatics in NSFL
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Can clearly see the Salmonella grinning from inside of that…enclosure…

ech , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

Just missing “Make sure to wipe promptly so as to avoid rashes”. Fucking hell.

Rooty , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!
  • Ensure that the CEO is burped after every meal.
  • Make a nappy check on CEO every half hour and change accordingly.
  • Provide the entertainment in the form of peek-a-boo and “got your nose” games.
  • Put CEO in bed ahead of schedule in the case of late evening temper tantrums.
tacosanonymous , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

Not just that but it sounds like a trafficking scam. No friends or family: wtaf?!

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

It weirdly says “remote”. 🤔

floofloof ,

You will be, once they’ve abducted you.

StereoTrespasser , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

So this guy basically needs a full-time mother.

elvith , (edited ) to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

Any chance, that this CEO just got divorced and has no motivation to work and wants you to replace his wife and do his and his wifes tasks?

maid-like tasks as needed

Uhm… so, about that…

ZombiFrancis ,

The “no family or personal committments” part is even more concerning I think.

Very_Bad_Janet ,

Is that even legal to state?

ZombiFrancis ,

I think as a requirement it wouldn’t be an enforceable in a contract, which is why they’re referring to it as a preference or suggestion.

RizzRustbolt ,

More likely, Mommy and Daddy cut him off from their staff because of too many payoffs.

fmstrat ,

If this is real, someone’s bound to do it. Probably pays well, good travel, and basically write what you want on your resume. Just quit before the inevitable sexual harassment starts.

Th4tGuyII , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!
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Starts off reasonable, drives off the cliff of down right crazy, all for the price of a "competitive salary"

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    Th4tGuyII ,
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    Yeah, but if you're offering an actually competitive salary, more often than not you'd just state the salary because you know people would go for it...

    Especially because of the connotation of "competitive salary" has developed

    adrian783 ,

    honestly I feel like 250 to 300k is reasonable.

    CyberDine ,

    $140 an hour to be basically on call for a man child 24/7.

    FaeDrifter ,

    More like $28 per hour, because you’re working 168 hour weeks not 40.

    Honytawk ,

    It is a competitive salary paid in crypto

    RootBeerGuy , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!
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    So they basically are getting the CEO job without getting compensated properly since they are “just” PA level. Fantastic.

    Hawk ,

    Pretty much every PA

    LemmyIsFantastic , to LinkedinLunatics in NSFL

    Pretty obvious this was satire.

    MonsiuerPatEBrown , to LinkedinLunatics in NSFL

    The Gervais Principle has labeled them as “clueless”

    That is straight up Michael Scott doing business travel.

    moreeni , to KDE in Wayland window in X11

    Unrelated to the issue, but related to the last paragraph: have you tried installing XWayland?

    highduc OP ,

    Yeah it’s installed (and was at the time I was having the issues too). I didn’t know how to troubleshoot to see if it’s actually working as intended.

    $ paru -Ss xwayland
    extra/xorg-xwayland 23.2.1-1 [0B 2.23MiB] [Installed] (xorg)
    run X clients under wayland
    …

    PyroNeurosis , to Star Trek in So, do humans stink?
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    m.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9Y24ciNWs&pp=ygUObXIg…

    hesusingthespiritbomb , to Star Trek in Do you agree?

    Honestly I feel like most of NuTrek is overseen by people who never really liked star trek in the first place and were tasked with watering down the IP into lowest common denominator mass market schlock instead of expanding on the series.

    It didn’t help that when Discovery came out the majority of reviewers clearly knew extremely little about the Star Trek as a whole. I remember reading an article on how Discovery breaks ground for female characters in Star Trek, who previously have been stereotyped to caregiving roles.

    I was not a fan of SNW season 1. It felt like it focused on visuals and recycled a bunch of low effort cliches for the plot. They also seemed to try to rush character development in a way that felt completely unearned.

    However, I loved SNW season 2. It’s the first show I felt was a true modern successor for Star Trek. While not perfect, it managed to do a great job taking classic themes of star trek and updating them to the modern era. I consider “Under the Cloak of War” an all time Star Trek great. Also season 1 being bad actually makes it feel more like Star Trek.

    So to answer your question: No. This is incredibly stupid. While the words were by a villain, it implied that there was a lot of truth to them. There are many ways to lead a fulfilling life without (romantic) love. There are many things in the galaxy beyond coldness. This has been well established by Star Trek and demonstrated by multiple characters in multiple series.

    Also, they should give whoever writes lower decks a serious show. They clearly have an extremely deep understanding of Star Trek and have done a good job developing characters.

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