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UltiemeBanaan , in xkcd #1172: Workflow

The user’s always right

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Not in my experience. The three most dangerous things in the world are:

  • A programmer with a soldering iron.
  • An HVAC tech with a software patch.
  • A user with an idea.
And009 ,

What about the designer… Can they program

newIdentity ,

No. Usually not really

This is why most open source projects are ugly

Cabrio ,

One sentence horror story:

Full-stack developer.

Delta_44 ,

What if I’m a bit of both?

Still ,
@Still@programming.dev avatar

I should put down the soldering iron I guess

would make my electronics projects less horrible

ShadedCosmos ,
@ShadedCosmos@lemmy.world avatar

Haha as a programmer who has worked on a handful of soldering projects this is so true.

Feathercrown ,

“So I’ve been thinking…”

“Well that’s dangerous!”

Caoldence222 ,

Pretty much: everyone’s dumb when they’re talking about shit they don’t know about and have no experience with. If you let people collaborate organically though, they can understand eachother better and come up with much better ideas than if they were each working separately in their own separate little departments and communicating via help desk tickets and bug reports

thesprongler ,

I recently had a user claim the upgrade from office 2019 to 365 broke her laptop screen.

deweydecibel ,

That, truly, is indictive of every user complaint ever, therefore no complaint has merit.

toothpaste_sandwich , in xkcd #2700: Account Problems

Ooo the transcript in a little menu is a nice touch. Lemmy startin’ ta get slick.

deweydecibel , (edited ) in xkcd #1172: Workflow

Counterpoint: devs frequently downplay user’s needs and inflate the importance of their own ideas, and because they’re often in an echo chamber of their own team’s environment, they never hear meaningful kickback from anyone they respect (because they certainly don’t respect users).

Then they share this comic back forth literally every time users complain.

Someone, in the slack channels of reddit’s devs, shared this exact comic with this exact attitude because of the backlash. And it was met with the same approval as the comments here.

newIdentity ,

Nah. I’m pretty sure they’re mad too. They just can’t really do anything against it since it’s not their decision

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Our users are literially the most irritating people on earth

GBU_28 ,

I met a user for a tool I built at work. It was the worst.

Ape550 ,

This is it exactly. Was a product manager and this is exactly the issue I faced with devs that had no real world usage experience.

PRUSSIA_x86 ,

People often forget the value in field verifying and it drives me insane.

echodot ,

Wh have met with the users who use our product. But they don’t seem very able to articulate what it is they actually want or need from the system. It’s always vague ideas and nothing actionable.

Them: Oh we need to be able to find customers even if they can’t remember their account number.
Us: Yes but you can, just enter the company name.

This is usually met with either a vague “yeah” or “no not like that”, and then they never elaborate.

crashoverride , in xkcd #1172: Workflow

god I fuckin hate corporate buzzwords

Llewellyn ,
@Llewellyn@lemmy.ml avatar

Such as?

milady ,
@milady@lemmy.world avatar

Workflow I’m guessing

Llewellyn ,
@Llewellyn@lemmy.ml avatar

The horror!

chuckleslord , in From What If? 2: How to become 99% water

AKA how to give yourself water poisoning in one easy step.

clearedtoland , in xkcd #2810: How to Coil a Cable

Next, do a garden hose. That beast is impossible to tame!

totallynotarobot ,

Lies. Reverse coil or figure 8 (which is just a sort of spread out reverse coil). Wraps easily, unwrap easily.

jarfil ,

Extensible hose with an inner silicone tube and outer braiding.

No matter how you mangle or bunch it up, it springs back and untangles itself the moment you put water in it.

GuyDudeman , in xkcd #2810: How to Coil a Cable
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

Much like the old internet adage: if you want to know the answer to something, confidently state the wrong answer, and inevitably someone who knows the correct answer will chime in to correct you.

Untitled_Pribor ,

Yep, that's called the Batman smells effect.

pootzapie ,

I appreciate you!

PeterPoopshit ,

You used to be able to get people to quickly give you an exact no bullshit straight to the point answer in Linux support forums by making a post along the lines of “Linux sucks because x never works. Windows is obviously superior because it’s possible to make x work”. Someone would then refute all your points and post how to fix your problem.

GuyDudeman ,
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly.

jarfil ,

Nowadays the answer is “BS, x works out of the box on both, RTFM noob” 😛

jalda ,

Betteridge’s law

PM_me_your_doggo , in xkcd #1172: Workflow
@PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world avatar

If you make 1x1 pixel transparent undocumented button hidden in the most obscure place, which when pressed will spawn five elephants with severe diarrhea right near the user and then four clowns will appear and rape that user and then a meteor will fall right from the skies, someone surely will build a business process around that button

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah it called X

malloc , in xkcd #1172: Workflow

Sounds like a future forever paid customer to me. Want overheating back? Pay $4.99 per month in perpetuity and ongoing maintenance costs lol.

AdmiralShat ,

The more subscription models there are, the more people there are creating cracks for subscriptions

OtakuAltair ,

War drives innovation

Tangent5280 ,

Aren’t there situations where you can’t crack something? Constant requests to home server and stuff.

__dev ,

Anything running on your computer can be cracked; that’s simply the nature of being in control of your device. (Web) Apps where the important stuff runs on a server can’t be cracked because there isn’t any DRM in the first place.

Locorock ,

you do realize you can’t “crack” maintenance right?

AdmiralShat ,

As personal, individual user, who gives a shit? I’ll just wait until a large enough gap between my version and the current version is there to warrent getting a more updated cracked version

I used an outdated version of photoshop for years.

If you NEED regular maintenance builds, it’s probably for enterprise, in which case you open yourself up to a whole lot of legal bullshit by making money using pirated software in the first place.

PhiAU , in xkcd #2810: How to Coil a Cable

These fools coiling cables. Tidy cables are nice, until they get messy, then they’re a nightmare.

Braiding power leads makes them mess proof and tangle free. Easy to unbraid as much as you need, and quick and easy to redo.

Don’t braid a hose though.

TimewornTraveler , in xkcd #2810: How to Coil a Cable

posting link instead of img is lame on mobile

totallynotarobot ,

We like Randall give him clicks.

loutr ,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sync handles xkcd links by displaying them as images, with a button for the hover text.

OtakuAltair ,

God I missed this app

Name-Not-Applicable , in xkcd #2810: How to Coil a Cable
@Name-Not-Applicable@kbin.social avatar

Forgot to mention ham radio guys and firefighters.

I never try to help others coil their cords/rope/hose. Everyone has their own way to do it, and you can never convince them otherwise.

marcos ,

I would really add some parachutist to competently derail the discussion.

ProfessorGumby ,
totallynotarobot ,

Wow, 4/4 steps are complete bullshit. That’s a rare 100% bullshit score.

wetnoodle OP , in From What If? 2: How to become 99% water
@wetnoodle@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

From Randall Munroe’s book What If? 2

RagingNerdoholic , in xkcd #2810: How to Coil a Cable

Draw the rest of the fucking owl

XEAL , in xkcd #1172: Workflow

And this is why I don’t update my installed Python modules fequently…

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