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tacosanonymous , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

Not just that but it sounds like a trafficking scam. No friends or family: wtaf?!

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

It weirdly says “remote”. 🤔

floofloof ,

You will be, once they’ve abducted you.

StereoTrespasser , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

So this guy basically needs a full-time mother.

elvith , (edited ) to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

Any chance, that this CEO just got divorced and has no motivation to work and wants you to replace his wife and do his and his wifes tasks?

maid-like tasks as needed

Uhm… so, about that…

ZombiFrancis ,

The “no family or personal committments” part is even more concerning I think.

Very_Bad_Janet ,

Is that even legal to state?

ZombiFrancis ,

I think as a requirement it wouldn’t be an enforceable in a contract, which is why they’re referring to it as a preference or suggestion.

RizzRustbolt ,

More likely, Mommy and Daddy cut him off from their staff because of too many payoffs.

fmstrat ,

If this is real, someone’s bound to do it. Probably pays well, good travel, and basically write what you want on your resume. Just quit before the inevitable sexual harassment starts.

Th4tGuyII , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!
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Starts off reasonable, drives off the cliff of down right crazy, all for the price of a "competitive salary"

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  • Th4tGuyII ,
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    Yeah, but if you're offering an actually competitive salary, more often than not you'd just state the salary because you know people would go for it...

    Especially because of the connotation of "competitive salary" has developed

    adrian783 ,

    honestly I feel like 250 to 300k is reasonable.

    CyberDine ,

    $140 an hour to be basically on call for a man child 24/7.

    FaeDrifter ,

    More like $28 per hour, because you’re working 168 hour weeks not 40.

    Honytawk ,

    It is a competitive salary paid in crypto

    RootBeerGuy , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!
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    So they basically are getting the CEO job without getting compensated properly since they are “just” PA level. Fantastic.

    Hawk ,

    Pretty much every PA

    Pyr_Pressure , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

    How is a person who can’t manage their own meals and bedtime able to manage a company?

    frippa OP ,
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    As per the post it’s a shit coin company; the “CEO” is gonna work at McDonald’s in a couple of years months.

    SlikPikker ,

    It’s almost like the management class are mainly unproductive parasites who can’t wipe their own asses.

    MissJinx ,
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    Tbf it looks very suspicious, Malaysia, No family, no place of residency, coin something…

    This type of jobs do exist but no company would look for this kind of job with so much responsability and access to sensitive information on likedin. Those type of jobs are either internal promotion or head hunted with classified information until later in the interview process

    Delphia , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

    It mostly reads as “extreme” but fair enough for a very well paid PA with a company credit card until you get to the compensation. Then its idiotic.

    This is a job description for 2 people making $100,000 each. Or one insane person who wants to make $200k.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    These are things any able person does for themselves.

    Delphia ,

    Ok lets just set aside that this particular job listing is bullshit.

    Hypothetically if your rich and travel alot for work its not unreasonable that you might not have time to find a gym and a trainer yourself. Organising the meals isnt unreasonable, if by that you mean finding a chef, making sure the hotels menu is sufficient and so on.

    The bed time one sounds like B.S but if you’re the kind of person who gets caught up on projects and then realises its 3am, its not ridiculous either.

    Like I said, Im pretty sure this listing is for an absolutely insane person. But at least it sets clear expectations.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Most of these can be solved by either setting an alarm or reading.

    Nobody this helpless is staying up until 3 AM doing anything useful.

    Delphia ,

    How many times do I have to qualify that I dont think this is someone who is legit?

    Personal Assistants exist so that people who have the means (probably not this guy) dont have to do mundane shit like remember to set alarms and if they are willing to adequately compensate someone for that level of work (which this twit isnt) then go for it.

    If I won the lottery, Id have a housekeeper and a lawn guy because although I now dont have anything better to do, I still dont want to do that shit.

    If someone wants to offer me $200k a year to handle all his mundane shit and water his bonsai with EXACTLY 30ml of water every 2 days my response would be “Tap, filtered or demineralised?” not “why dont you do it your fucking self?”

    adrian783 ,

    housekeeper, lawn guy, bug guy, handyman. (basically a residence team for each of my properties as I might travel often). nutritional team, personal training team, and a traveling personal assistant.

    doctors on retainer too.

    what else am I missing?

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Butt wiper

    FiskFisk33 , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

    “CoinClan”
    Yeah, some time in the not so distant future, that paycheck is gonna bounce.

    frippa OP ,
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    But heeeyyyy! You can get paid in their shitcoin that will totally be worth more than an infinitesimal fraction of a cent, just two more weeks!

    Thrashy ,
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    I’d only consider the position if I could figure out a way to manipulate the CEO into executing a rugpull that I engineered to my benefit…

    phorq , to LinkedinLunatics in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

    This is listed as “remote”? How would this even remotely be accomplished if not in person? That CEO is gonna be under CPS soon.

    mosiacmango ,

    Remote is the “hottest” section of job sites, so stupid companies will list every job under “remote” on the off chance that someone looking for remote work will accept non remote work.

    The shittier ones will even tell you its remote up until the interviews, when it will suddenly be “hybrid” remote, i.e not remote.

    SpaceNoodle , (edited )

    Hybrid 99.9̅% in-office

    RIP_Cheems , to LinkedinLunatics in NSFL
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    Do we really have to make a new label because of him?

    LemmyIsFantastic , to LinkedinLunatics in NSFL

    Pretty obvious this was satire.

    Akasazh , (edited ) to LinkedinLunatics in NSFL
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    A friend who is an airline pilot once told me one of the stewardesses made hamburgers on the hotel room iron, to safe money. They actually get an allowance to eat at the location, still she did that. So stingy.

    Uncle_Bagel ,

    They get paid a set amount every day for food, regardless of what they get. If you are getting a flat rate $50 per diem for food, it makes financial sense to eat cheap and pocket thr difference.

    kautau ,

    There’s eating cheap and then there’s making hamburgers using an iron in a hotel room cheap

    Akasazh ,
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    exactly

    InEnduringGrowStrong ,
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    And then I wonder why the hotel room iron is all kinds of fucked up.

    Akasazh ,
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    Hamberder gunk

    sxan ,
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    An allowance sounds more like something added to their paycheck, rather than something they expensed. If that was the case, and they got to take home the allowance… well, heck. Ten bucks is ten bucks.

    Makeitstop ,

    Steamed Hams.

    thatsTheCatch , to LinkedinLunatics in NSFL

    It’s excellent satire

    “I love posting satirical stories to LinkedIn (almost as a hobby now) because no one expects jokes on a ‘professional’ social network,” he said.

    Today.com - Man posts about cooking chicken in a hotel’s coffee pot — and the internet exploded

    smackjack ,

    Now I’m curious. Would this actually work? Just how hot does that heating plate get?

    hansl ,

    It boils stuff so at least 212*F. You’d need a lot of time to cook it.

    You could boil it I guess. Boiled chicken isn’t TOO bad.

    IHaveTwoCows ,

    The warmer plate does not boil things

    hansl ,

    Oh I thought it was like a kettle he was using.

    smackjack ,

    I could see a fancy outdoorsy type of coffee maker being able to boil water. Collect your water from the river, boil it, and make some coffee.

    ech ,

    Looks like it hits at least ~170^o^F, so you could slow cook tiny meals in it.

    middleman35 ,

    I mean, you can cook a chicken by slapping it…

    Raiderkev ,

    It reminded me of this vid my buddy posted in discord the other day. 🤢

    twitter.com/betcheswildin/…/1711055716054683931?s…

    captain_aggravated ,
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    Here’s the problem: a coffee pot gets hotter when there’s water going through it.

    The same heating element that warms the bottom of the carafe also heats a small section of tubing meant to boil water. This, along with a simple check valve, forms a bubble pump, which is how the hot water gets up to the coffee grounds.

    There’s a thermal switch that allows full power when that coil of water is below a certain temperature, and when it gets hotter than that, it switches to a lower power mode, because with no water to boil, all it needs to do is keep the carafe warm. I don’t have the numbers in front of me but I doubt it would get hot enough to properly cook chicken.

    filcuk ,

    Chicken soup it is

    captain_aggravated ,
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    Actually I think that would work.

    Bombyk0l ,

    It does, there are multiple people on youtube that have effectively cooked soup in their coffee machines and used other appliances for food like the dishwasher for example.

    RootBeerGuy , to LinkedinLunatics in NSFL
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    Guys, this is satire. And old, the guy posted it for comedy some time ago. Not seeing anyone calling this out, so just FYI. No need to get angry over this.

    RampantParanoia2365 , to LinkedinLunatics in NSFL

    I’d fire him for being mentally unbalanced, with this post as my hard proof.

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