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MattDoesArt ,
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@rbreich While both candidates are old, one is able to say “you’re too old.” While the other mumbles something about brothers and sisters and incest. If democrats want to win, then CHANGE THE GUY RUNNING. Then the person running can hopefully say “You’re old Trump!” Our guy can’t do that right now!

peachfront ,
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@rbreich

Hillary was "too old" & had "6 months to live" in 2016-- that too was a lie

this whole debate is premised on a lie

Biden has a lifelong stammer that doesn't progress or impact IQ

vs

Trump spends all night raving on social media> inability to sleep is strongly linked to Alzheimer's & other kinds of dementia, dementia also explains all the word salad & Hannibal Lector rants...

while they're roughly the same age, Trump is biologically older > i blame the drugs!

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The dangers of sneezing—from ejected bowels to torn windpipes

The benefits of a good sneeze can sometimes come with a greater risk of injury.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/07/the-dangers-of-sneezing-from-ejected-bowels-to-torn-windpipes/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

KellicTiger ,
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@arstechnica yeah I'm exceedingly careful when I'm about to sneeze. My sneezes generate a category 5 hurricane. 🤣 Which basically means I stop what I'm doing brace myself. There have been times where I've pulled a muscle sneezing and popped capillaries. The one thing you do not want to do though is sneeze while taking a dump at the same time. Dear God that hurts.

integerpoet ,
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@arstechnica I’m afraid if I read this article I will discover Rule 34 has claimed another victim.

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😂

Lane ,
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@georgetakei

I wrote a dad joke today in a similar vein.

Trion Lannister is turned by the Night King into the walking dead. As they march south, Tyrion keeps complaining about joint pain.

The Night King says, "What's all that complaining back there?"

"Sorry boss, I'm just a little stiff."

Epikuras ,

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and those that serve the undead could be called corpservatives

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WiredForFlight ,
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@georgetakei yeah it is. It is time for the younger generation. Said as an X. This is something that I know is hard to understand for many boomers. But it is good to pass on the baton when it is time.

rasjani ,
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@georgetakei considering how much he got hurt in his last bail - good for him for not even considering ;)

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Glaze—a tool protecting artists from AI—bypassed by attack as demand spikes

Artists must wait weeks for Glaze defense against AI scraping amid TOS updates.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/07/glaze-a-tool-protecting-artists-from-ai-bypassed-by-attack-as-demand-spikes/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

rvkennedy ,
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@arstechnica This was never going to work. The sensible way to defend against AI-generated images is to have traceability of non-AI images, back to a human who can show the original file and say "I made this".

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Swarm of dusty young stars found around our galaxy’s central black hole

Stars shouldn't form that close to the black hole, so these would need explaining.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/07/swarm-of-dusty-young-stars-found-around-our-galaxys-central-black-hole/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

jorge ,
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@arstechnica The Trisolaran fleet?

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Millions of OnlyFans paywalls make it hard to detect child sex abuse, cops say

Cops want more access to OnlyFans to detect more child sex abuse, report says.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/07/millions-of-onlyfans-paywalls-make-it-hard-to-detect-child-sex-abuse-cops-say/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

xinit ,
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@arstechnica they should just scan the police computers more actively.

qhstone ,
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@arstechnica Oh come on.

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C0ppert0p ,
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@georgetakei just waiting for the shot to ring out

Stormcat ,
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@georgetakei yup, time to start erecting the guillotines in public squares, it's time to remind potential kings what happens when you act in defiance to your citizens.

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🤦🏻‍♂️

sven_aus_kiel ,
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@georgetakei
Does that door open inwards?

wbpeckham ,
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@georgetakei Okay, who gave this job to The intern?

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greg ,
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@arstechnica @godnojoe I predict floppy disks will come back again, like the LP.

Luna ,
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@arstechnica They have floppy emulators now that allow you the use images on a USB thumb drive.

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Beachbum ,
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@georgetakei As many have been saying; enjoy tomorrow, it may be our last Fourth of July. No, I don’t believe that, not for one minute. We will work our tails off to save our constitutional republic. We are not going to fail Benjamin Franklin. We will keep it.

MorpheusB ,
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@georgetakei And speeds planet destruction.

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The more you know!

LyleGray ,

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There are some "black" bears that are actually not black, e.g. cinnamon bears.

ilfazzo ,
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@georgetakei Duh man.

It's because of Oregon.

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huntingdon ,
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@georgetakei

Cardi B defends cursing out production team at show? Like a mountaineer half way down an abseil cursing out the teammate responsible for her belay. Shit happens.

pdkoenig ,
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@georgetakei If you’re doing live performance, you need to adapt to things going wrong. I once saw a guitar play break a string and keep playing without interruption and then quickly retuned to finish the set. Not expecting that level of skill always, but expecting the performer not to freak out.

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Isn't it ironic 🎵

natureshelperokanaganhighlands ,
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@georgetakei was that not amanda?

JanetGrBr ,
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@georgetakei If it doesn't have pockets, I make pockets.

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sglerman95814 ,
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@rbreich
Seriously, I would rather vote for President Biden's dog, Major than former President Trump.

dlek ,
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@rbreich How about Harris and Biden switch places. He’s still in the picture, she projects strength and confidence—it’s a modern power move for both and everybody wins.

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