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Eheran , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry

"innovative HR"... sure sure

DemBoSain , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

This post is just a copy pasta.

Reddfugee42 , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry

This post is just a copy pasta.

fckreddit , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry

This post is just a copy pasta.

sepiroth154 , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry

A true Mask off post. They're admitting that experience is BS, and that they only accept people based on feelings and not qualifications.

fckreddit ,

But, the current system helps them pretend that it is objective. It’s like meritocracy, it only exists in theory, not in practice.

some_guy , in A good leader always farts first 💨

How to lose my respect on day one.

Droechai ,

Are your respect based on the ability to contain flatulence? You do you, I just hope that any lactose intolerant people around you stay away from that sweet lactose :P

ChanchoManco , in A good leader always farts first 💨

That's totally something Michael Scott would say.

themeatbridge ,

And in true Michael Scott fashion, below the veneer of inappropriate immaturity, there is nascent wisdom.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

But then he accidentally shits himself trying to fart and you forget all about that.

slazer2au , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Is someone still running the cloud to farts plugin from the early 2010s?

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

I remember it as cloud-to-butt

Diplomjodler3 , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Somebody may have been huffing their own farts a bit too much.

fckreddit , in A good leader always farts first 💨

I fart in my boss’s general direction.

Seraph , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Can you please just use the word Vulnerability instead?

bstix ,

Vulnerability? I thought it was about nukes.

regrub , in A good leader always farts first 💨

How much you wanna bet the author of that post also has a fetish for farts?

SpaceNoodle , in A good leader always farts first 💨

This is why I fart constantly whenever I'm in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I'm setting an example for the junior engineers.

Localhorst86 ,

Fart for the position you want, not the position you have.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Broke: not farting in the office

Woke: farting in the office

Bespoke: sharting in the office

SpaceNoodle ,

#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.

tuckerm , in A good leader always farts first 💨

I was expecting the twist to be that fart was an acronym. Like:

Fess up
Admit mistakes
Reassess direction
Time-bound

A good leader is willing to have a F.A.R.T. discussion.

beefbot ,

Them who S.M.E.L.T it D.E.A.L.T. it!

EmoDuck ,

Fess up

I shat my pants

Admit mistakes

I thought it would just be a fart

Reassess direction

I should probably not go to that meeting right now

Time-bound

I have 90 seconds until that shart starts to leek out of my pants

pineapplelover , in A good leader always farts first 💨

This is actually a pretty good post

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Right it's still reeking of the usual LinkedIn vibe ("my infinite wisdom will change your life!") but at least it's factual stuff and humorous.

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