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  • MonkeMischief ,

    “Both. Both is good!”

    DeepFriedDresden , in NSFL

    If charging dinner to the company is going to tank your P&L, you've got much bigger things to worry about. And no, they ain't going to promote you because you saved them $30.

    EatYouWell ,

    They’re not going to promote you specifically because you thought cooking chicken in a coffee maker was a good idea.

    Although, I guess you could kinda sorta do sous vide in one of you had the chicken in a sealed bag.

    TBi ,

    Generally I find the people who go all out (not overboard) on expenses get promoted before people who don’t. Shows a level of confidence that most management likes.

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    Another thing to consider: Are the ones that you’ve noticed get promoted tend to LOVE to say “yes” to management?

    GetKebab ,

    I read this in the voice of Dennis Reynolds.

    CurlyMoustache ,
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    Heavy emphasis on sorta

    hansl ,

    Just hope you don’t destroy the coffee machine and pay back the hotel for repairs, that’s gonna cost you more than dinner.

    MissJinx ,
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    oh it will! Will be promoted to dead employee

    Kolanaki , in How about no
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    Do you sleep? You could be working those hours instead.

    supercriticalcheese ,

    Why sleep when you can take drugs!

    totallynotarobot ,

    I mean, yes, but don’t waste a good high on working

    maudefi ,

    Not wasting a good high on work WILL set you apart.

    oatscoop ,
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    Blue collar: tobacco and energy drinks.

    White collar: Adderall or coke.

    anotherlemmyuser , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?

    This is real. Press ‘X’.

    aksdb ,

    Shaaauuuun

    whitecapstromgard , in Maths is hard.

    Isn’t this a parody account?

    Poggervania ,
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    Yeah, I forget the name but the account was popular on GME-related subreddits

    Rentlar , (edited ) in How about no

    You could be distinguished like this guy in a UK Rail Accident report.

    The driver was on his 59th hour of work that week in the final hours of his 12-hour night shift. Let’s not encourage overworking, in most jobs you won’t be that much more productive anyway, and in others you run the risk of making potentially fatal mistakes. (Luckily he made it out fine.)

    pufferfischerpulver ,

    This fucking dude in the picture fortunately has no responsibility beyond the investor money from other fucking idiots who think the economy, the planet, all our well-being, is an elaborate casino game.

    Omgpwnies ,

    IIRC studies have shown that overall output is highest for many jobs at about a 4 day workweek. By the 5th day people tend to just fuck around more while on the clock

    SkyeStarfall ,

    For white collar jobs that is pretty much true. With a few exceptions, I cannot force more than that out of myself and still feel fine afterwards.

    bdonvr , (edited )

    Look into Hours of Service for US truck drivers.

    70 hours per 8 days, up to 14 hours working per day with 11 of those driving.

    There’s a required 30 minute break before you reach 8 hours, but a couple years ago they redefined it such that it just had to be 30 minutes not driving. So now the time I spend unloading the truck at the destination counts as a “break” for me.

    That’s the federal rules, but my state has its own HOS. (These can apply when not moving across state borders, as the federal government only has jurisdiction over INTERstate commerce). The state HOS is 80 hours in 8 days, 16 hours working, 12 driving. No breaks needed.

    Rentlar ,

    Mhm, better hours, better pay would mean better drivers and more people willing to work in that industry.

    In Ontario Canada it’s up to 13 hrs driving, 14 hours on-duty and 10 hrs off-duty with 8 hour breaks, and unloading doesn’t count as off-duty. Maximum 70 hrs in 7 days, or 120 hrs in 14 days depending on carrier. Not much better.

    CaptKoala ,

    I’ve lived this, I’m still recovering from nerve damage caused by some guy stepping out of a garden bed late at night in front of my tram wearing all black. Should’ve flattened the cunt, maybe folks will stop walking out when they read of the deaths in the news. It’s a huge issue here, and I’m glad I don’t drive trams any more, I make 70% of my previous earnings for 1% of the bullshit, and I work maximum 4 days/wk now.

    Edit: nerve damage caused due to shoulder sublux during panic emergency braking.

    nieceandtows , in Genius

    Had me in the first half not gonna lie

    glad_cat , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?

    Fake?

    mindbleach , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?

    Many scams are intentionally sloppy to filter out attentive or suspicious people. It saves time.

    Zeppo , in Boomers are the best generation. There ya have it.
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    A generation that thought television was stupid and preferred to be nonsensical and talk and discuss with each other.

    That one sure is BS. Then also…

    A generation that met to watch their favorite series together.

    Sofsip , in Boomers are the best generation. There ya have it.

    Loving rubber twist and swapping poetry albums … sign me up!

    Sniffy , in LinkedIn starter pack

    don’t forget the motivational posts from recruiters stating that “money isn’t everything” hmm…

    csm10495 Mod , in To celebrate the start of LinkedIn Lunatics on Lemmy take the top post from Reddit and embrace the investor guy
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    I always think it’s funny when work experience adds to more than years of life.

    boatsnhos931 , in Belching

    Big pp energy over here

    Evotech , in Marriage is like..
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