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SeabassDan , in xkcd #2942: Fluid Speech

Hop-tay'doh

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papalonian , in xkcd #2942: Fluid Speech

Sounds like I'm exclaiming that something is hot, then clarifying that it was a potato.

MyFairJulia , in xkcd #2941: Cell Organelles
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Antivirus is not enough! Use Protegent!

Treczoks , in xkcd #2941: Cell Organelles

It somehow differs from the picture in my biology book, IIRC ;-)

rmuk ,

Same. Mine has the nucleoloulous on the right.

Viking_Hippie ,

Mine has McAfee in stead of Norton Antivirus

Viking_Hippie , in xkcd #2941: Cell Organelles

I love the explainxkcd meme of marking obviously true statements with [citation needed] and this one has a couple doozies:

Even a single star is far too big to fit in a cell. [citation needed]

The real Golgi was not and is not a tiny alien being who merged with our cells, as the comic and title text imply. [citation needed]

j4yt33 , in xkcd #2941: Cell Organelles

The cell as seen by a molecular biologist:

Inside

Nucleus

Outside

Gene/protein of interest

hsdkfr734r , in xkcd #2941: Cell Organelles

Found the power house!

KISSmyOSFeddit , in xkcd #2941: Cell Organelles

Midichlorians are the force-house of the cell

Molten_Moron , in xkcd #2941: Cell Organelles

Hypoallergenic filling is technically correct

nicknonya , in xkcd #2941: Cell Organelles
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aw hell nah i got norton in me

Hamartiogonic , in xkcd #2941: Cell Organelles
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Lithosphere and mantle. Got it. 👍

randomaccount43543 OP , in xkcd #2941: Cell Organelles
thirstyhyena , in xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

Bicycles are only more dangerous than cars because of cars.

rockerface ,
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Also, only less convenient than cars because of cars

EddoWagt ,

That's just not true, try getting groceries on your bike

parlaptie ,

Literally how I always do my grocery shopping.

EddoWagt ,

For a family or only for yourself?

parlaptie ,

I only live by myself but if you need larger shipping trips, there's cargo bikes for that.

EddoWagt ,

Didn't consider that, fair enough I suppose

Michal , in xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

I cant believe bicycles and scooters are perceived as more dangerous than cars. They're slower, offer better visibility, and kill way less people.

awesome_lowlander ,

Less dangerous to others, but more dangerous to the users themselves, I suppose.

onion ,

Because of cars

awesome_lowlander ,

Not only. I live in Norway, where pedestrians have right of way and drivers are extremely careful. Discounting the risk from cars, there's still more personal danger to users of scooters as opposed to cars. If you have an accident on a scooter, you'll get scrapes, bruises, broken bones. As compared to a car, where unless you've really screwed up, you're unlikely to take any injuries at all.

Source: scooter user who HAS broken bones

floofloof ,

The chart needs a third dimension: danger to you, danger to others, and convenience for travel.

Cryophilia ,

I think most normal people can understand the difference intuitively without needing it spelled out.

MindTraveller ,

Driving a car makes it more likely for your species to go extinct. Infinitely more dangerous than a bicycle.

14th_cylon ,

your beef is with internal combustion engine, not with the car.

MindTraveller ,

Shame this comic doesn't draw a distinction

zeekaran ,

Replace every single ICE with a BEV. Still plenty of beef.

Jentu ,

Microplastics from heavy vehicles scrubbing away their tires is a bigger issue than tailpipe emissions, which is why tailpipe emissions are the only thing focused on with regards to regulatory standards. Can’t have people thinking BEVs are similar/worse for the environment than a small car.

14th_cylon ,

ok, that's fair, never thought of that...

brettvitaz ,

I just saw a pedestrian get hit by a person on a bike and end up with a concussion. Bicyclists don’t give a fuck about others

jol ,

They are more dangerous exactly because of the existence of cars. Cars are a small fortress that makes others less safe while keeping its contents safer. Unless they hit another fortress.

Michal ,

That only makes sense if you cycle among cars, but that makes cars dangerous, not bikes. If you remove cars out of equation by cycling on pavement or cycle route, the danger is gone.

Pedestrians get hit by cars all the time yet walking is rated the safest.

jol ,

Pedestrians don't get hit by cars quite as much as cyclist, proportionally to their number, because cyclists are right in the street sharing the space with cars, trucks and buses. Cycling on the sidewalk is not allowed, and cycling lanes are often very dangerous. I understand that this chart is talking about danger to the passengers, not to others.

brbposting OP ,

If you remove cars out of equation by cycling on pavement or cycle route, the danger is gone.

If you remove air out of the equation the danger of helicopters are gone

jaybone ,

Even if there were no cars, I imagine biking is still less safe than walking. Just like running is less safe than walking.

jol ,

I'm almost afraid to ask where you've been walking.

sheogorath , (edited )

A mere fender bender on a car might be a life or death situation if you're riding a motorcycle.

Hmm. It seems that Sync posted my draft comment 😔

Michal ,

Well try getting hit by a car while walking. According to this xkcd you'll be the safest.

ealoe ,

Hit a pothole going 25mph in your car. Hit the same pothole going 25mph on your scooter. I'll come visit you in the hospital after the scooter one and we can talk about how cars are obviously safer.

I ride an electric scooter, all it takes is one crack in the road that I'm less than prepared for and I'm going down hard.

brbposting OP ,
ealoe ,

That is a good point, mine is the second variety, electric one similar to the ones you see littering any major Urban area waiting to be rented. Although even the largest scooter is still far less safe over a pothole or around a rainy curve than a car, typical accident in the car you mess up the car and get a bruise from the airbag, but a typical scooter accident can be a lot more gnarly.

Snowpix ,
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I own an electric scooter very similar to the second one pictured (minus the RGB) so that's what I was thinking of.

tyler ,

I think most people in the USA refer to the third item as a moped, which only gives you two categories for scooter. Scooter and electric scooter, and then moped and electric moped.

Snowpix ,
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The roads are shit here. So badly cracked that I vibrate violently when I try to ride my scooter over them at like 10km/h. And that's while dodging potholes.

JayObey711 ,

Heeeeell no. I had I minor fall on a scooter last week. I slipped at medium speed because of an uneven wet floor. I'm still fucked up and can't walk properly

Skates ,

Tell you what, you drive your bike into a car and maybe the concussion will change your thinking enough to make it believable that bikes are more dangerous.

We're not rating danger for the damn planet here. It's obviously danger for the user - that's the one who's buying the product. Why would anyone care about the safety of others over their own safety?

zbyte64 ,

Why would anyone care about the safety of others over their own safety?

As long as I can slice vegetables using my car door I don't give a damn about pedestrians.

Skates ,

I will literally shit inside any human being I don't personally know (and some that I do know) if it makes my life 0.02% more comfortable. What's your point?

zbyte64 ,

Oh I think you made the point better than me. As it is written somewhere, live by the sword die by the sword. I hope you enjoy your bowl of shit.

brbposting OP ,

The tone and content of this message indicate a severe lack of empathy and a high degree of self-centeredness, verging on sociopathic tendencies lulz, you know how to underscore a perspective right there! I wonder if that is a brand new sentence…

No need to indulge but since you got me thinking about self interest and empathy:

If you had the opportunity to gain an extra hour of sleep the next time you wanted it, but in return, someone you don't know would experience moderate discomfort for ten years. Would you be willing to make that trade-off?

Skates , (edited )

We're talking about me now? No. Of course not. Just like I wouldn't knowingly buy a car whose making process involves some random people being shit inside of. I find hyperbolic exaggerations funny and I like to use them for making a point.

The point was - you don't purchase things for others, you purchase them for yourself. A car can be a major money spender - you buy it because it gives YOU safety, and it's silly to act like you're a bad person for spending your money in a way that benefits you. But some Knights of the Broken Tire are out here pretending like they're damn selfless, like they spent all their house money on housing the homeless not their own family, and like they chose to carry that 2 year old through traffic on a bycicle, not a fucking minivan. Fuck right off with this hypocritical shit. It's okay to want the safety of yourself and your family, that's how the entire world works. You're not gonna get blamed for buying a car, drop the selfless, holier-than-thou act, nobody's buying it.

ripcord ,
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I find hyperbolic exaggerations funny and I like to use them for making a point.

Good way to distract from and undermine your points, as in this case.

zbyte64 ,

I have it on good authority they got banned for abusing the report feature, so I guess we'll never know how they might respond.

lunarul ,

kill way less people

I believe the danger axis is about danger to the passengers, not others

FiniteBanjo , in xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

Technicalities:

Planes are safer per mile but not per trip. One could argue that if people spent the same amount of time in both then it would be far more fatalities on aircrafts.

Cars are technically the major source of danger for bikes and scooters.

sus ,

also a fun fact, while commercial aviation is very safe, private planes are much more dangerous, being almost as dangerous per mile as a regular car (and you get a lot more miles per hour of travel)

14th_cylon ,

private planes are much more dangerous, being almost as dangerous per mile as a regular car

that is because they are operated by semi-competent people who often have less practice then they have in car.

imagine how competent driver you are when you have your fresh license. it is the same with piloting license. and now imagine you are a hobby pilot and can afford to spend in the cockpit 3 hours per month. your skill is not really going to get significantly better. you are probably flying airplane that is at the end of its life, because that is only one you can afford, and there may be no one keeping an eye on you telling you "this is not how we do it, it is risky, dangerous, and you will get someone killed".

AeonFelis ,

That already fits with the chart - "commercial aviation" is "airlines" and "private planes" are "light aircraft".

sus ,

how did I miss that..

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