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yanyuan , in xkcd #2849: Under the Stars

In a program called SpaceEngine, the observable universe is simulated, based on everything we know so far.

You can fly around freely and if you start at earth, you’ve got this blue beautiful ball right next to you and an ocean of stars all around you.

First I flew towards the sun with the speed of light. Earth got tiny quickly, but then you realise: it would still take you 8 full minutes to get to the sun at this speed.

So you pump the speed to millions of light years per second (luckily we can ignore the laws of physics).

You stop at a random place, some hundreds of millions of light years away from earth.

And then you realise what astronomers mean when they say: the universe is basically homogeneous. It looks basically the same everywhere.
And in fact you once again see an ocean of stars in front of you. Just as if you were back at earth. However as you turn around, there is of course no earth, but the same view of an ocean of stars and earth is unimaginable far away. You are alone in an infinite ocean of light.

This program truely messed with my head (in a good way).

nomecks , in xkcd #743: Infrastructures

I have a great idea for a program! I should describe it in agonizing detail to an AI owned by some company so it will spit out working source code. Nothing can go wrong with my plan!

aesthelete ,

This is a flawless plan, especially since they pinky swore that they wouldn’t keep around the information you put into the black box AI. So we’re all safe!

chicken ,

If you make it open source they can’t steal your idea

dustyData ,

I mean, they can still steal your idea, fork it, repackage it and charge for it while refusing to upstream their development. But now it’s a licensing discussion and not a personal attack.

TheCraiggers ,
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Apple and Google have stolen plenty of ideas. They don’t care if it’s closed or open.

chicken ,

If they can’t prevent others from using it, seems fine to me.

TurtleTourParty ,

If AI will stop people from telling me their “amazing” app ideas when they find out I’m a programmer then I’m all for it.

quink , in xkcd #2932: Driving PSA

That, to me, looks like an intersection I would never want to turn left on in the first place in anything but the most deserted area.

Lesrid ,

Which is the delusion that the US's traffic engineers based all of their decisions on 60 years ago.

"This'll be fine hardly anybody lives out here"

ilinamorato ,

It's compounded by the delusion that the US's traffic engineers base all of their decisions on now.

"It'll be fine, it's been here for 60 years."

marcos ,

It doesn't work when nobody lives around either.

The only way this can work is if both all cars are from the 30s, only able to move at 50 km/h, and nobody lives around.

TexasDrunk ,

Yep, same. I'll bust a right and flip around a street up the road.

meowMix2525 ,

Yeah this is the only legal way to turn left in a road with a median like this in michigan. You have to turn right to turn left.

lugal , in xkcd #2898: Orbital Argument

Sometimes, both can be wrong. Both orbit the moon

Teppic ,
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...whoosh.
In no logical sense does the sun orbit our moon. The earth does however indeed orbit the moon (or technically they both orbit a common centre between the earth and the moon).

Deceptichum ,
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Are you saying that in no way shape or form, does the moon and its affect on the earth and earth-moon barycenter not influence the solar barycenter?

Id accept no way worth caring about, but as an absolute?

Teppic ,
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You seem to be saying that the earth-moon barycente can be logically referred to as just 'the moon' ?

Deceptichum ,
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The earth does however indeed orbit the moon (or technically they both orbit a common centre between the earth and the moon).

Heres you referring to the Earth moon barycenter as just ‘the moon’

Teppic ,
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You've got me there, but by logical extension you are now saying the celestial body the ISS orbits is ...the moon?

lugal ,

I’ve talked to the man in the moon and he said the sun rises and sets on the moon like it would if the sun orbits the moon. Same for the earth. Both orbit the moon. Face it.

RobotToaster ,
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The Earth–Moon–Sun three body problem is apparently something that has been studied quite a bit in physics.

lugal ,

And of cause there are 3 camps and alot of disagreements but essentially, the majority of scientists argue, like me, that it is the moon which is the center. You can always cite some fringe scientists arguing otherwise, that doesn’t change the general consensus.

gandalf_der_12te ,
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you are the barycenter of your own opinion

yo opinion so massive she needs a crane to get out of bed.

lugal ,

I’m not sure about that but for sure I am the center of my personal narrow Overton Window

kn0wmad1c , in xkcd #2893: Sphere Tastiness
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How do we know the moon isn’t tasty? Isn’t it made of cheese?

blackluster117 ,
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Sotuanduso ,
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If so, it’s a very sharp cheese. Do not eat, you’ll cut your tongue.

IonAddis , in xkcd #2842: Inspiraling Roundabout
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For some reason I’m just looking at this, and thinking of far-future people digging up ANY roads with lines or on/off ramps or cloverleafs, scratching their heads, and going:

“It must’ve been used for religious purposes.”

NeoNachtwaechter ,

“It must’ve been used for religious purposes.”

Hehehe…

Regarding the question whether future humans are going to be wiser than we are, I see 4 possiblities:

  1. They are wiser
  2. They are less wise
  3. They are exactly the same (most likely)
  4. They don’t care
Swedneck ,
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i mean wisdom is something you gain from experience so presumably later generations are always going to be wiser provided they study the past, that’s kinda how we got to where we are

schnurrito ,

Human nature does not change very much over time. When I was younger I thought the future was going to be awesome because then, people like me would be in power. Now there are many politicians, celebrities, activists, journalists, other people more powerful than me who are the same age as me or even younger; they are pretty much the same as the ones who are older than me.

droans ,
urist ,
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Carmel

This explains the entire image

randomaccount43543 OP , in xkcd #2833: Lying

I hate playing those kind of games. My social anxiety goes through the roof.

NateNate60 ,

I love playing these games. Everyone thinks I am an idiot at poker because I always make stupid bets and give off obvious “tells” in the first few rounds.

People are unbelievably easily manipulated. We were playing a big blind of ten cents and I managed to win twenty dollars in one night.

tja ,
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Yes! The problem is that you cannot do it with the same people multiple times. They will get suspicious very soon

NateNate60 ,

No one realises they’re the fool because they’re too busy laughing at the “fool”!

(guess who said this!)

satanmat , in xkcd #2951: Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas

That is so amazingly bad on the eyes

Deconceptualist , in xkcd #2907: Schwa
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I bet these sentences sound super weird if you try to pronounce them without using any schwas.

teft ,
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You would probably just sound like a non-native speaker. I assume it would be similar to weak forms and how weak forms are usually absent from non-native english speech.

NoRodent ,
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As a non-native speaker, I was kinda confused at first by this comic because in my head the vowels definitely didn’t sound all the same. But I personally consider pronunciation of vowels in English to be one of the greatest mysteries in the universe, so no wonder.

Catoblepas ,

As a native English speaker and Spanish learner, consistent vowel pronunciation is so incredible. 🥺 Just looking at a word and knowing how to pronounce it… amazing stuff. Kind of wild that in some languages you don’t have the ‘curse of the self educated’ (randomly mispronouncing words you’ve only read, not heard spoken).

WoahWoah ,

Yeah that blew my mind about Spanish. I was like, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL THESE VOWELS ALWAYS HAVE THE SAME SOUND??? YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DO THAT!??”

Then I started trying to learn to conjugate verbs and I was like ohhhhh, ok, so fuck me.

watersnipje ,

I was BAFFLED to learn at 35 that “awry” does not rhyme with “glory”.

WoahWoah ,

Non-native to where? These aren’t all schwa in all English-speaking nations. They’re not even all schwa in all US dialects.

Language is crazy.

bstix , (edited )

Great… now it reads like Apu from Simpsons.

NoIWontPickAName ,

Do you mean Apu?

Abu was the monkey in Aladdin

bstix ,

Yes.

KSPAtlas ,
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Sounds like you’re still learning english

gandalf_der_12te , in xkcd #2898: Orbital Argument
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Is this… an introductory course in relativity, disguised as a joke?

Am I accidentally learning something here?

Guys?

moosetwin ,
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xkcd

yes it is

jungle ,

Not really, relativity plays no role here. It’s classical Newtonian physics.

moosetwin ,
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I was more referring to the fact that xkcd’s comics have a lot of science in them, rather than the specific type of science

netvor ,
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relativity plays no role here

I still count that as learning.

JasonDJ ,

Relatively speaking, though…

kurosawaa ,

XKCD is basically all math jokes.

Sotuanduso , in xkcd #2898: Orbital Argument
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As a middle ground kind of guy, I would like to pre-emptively state that a lot of us don’t actually think the answer is always the middle ground between two stances. It’s just that we’re more likely to propose a middle ground solution because we evaluate the plausibility of both stances in a more balanced way (as opposed to existing-stance-holders who are prone to bias towards their own stance.) When the two seem roughly equal in plausibility (which happens fairly often, otherwise the argument would be more one-sided,) that’s an indication to evaluate the middle ground as well.

Middle ground folks are often caricaturized as wanting to find the middle ground between an objectively sensible point A and a radically wrong point B, when the spectrum of opinions is sort of like [ - - - - - A - | - - - - - - B ]. In that caricature, we’re looking for a middle ground at point C [ - - - - - A - | - - C - - - B ], when in actuality we’re evaluating (and not automatically accepting) something two or three steps closer to A. In some such cases, A might already be the most sensible middle ground.

ForgotAboutDre ,

Middle of the ground people are mostly cowards too scared of conflict, or devoid of insight.

Sotuanduso ,
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Maybe there’s a middle ground between our two views.

riskable ,
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Why are you so scared of conflict?

Sotuanduso ,
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I’m not scared of conflict, I’m averse to needless conflict. I may get involved in a conflict for the purpose of breaking it up, or I may initiate a conflict for a good cause such as combating hatred and averting future conflicts - if I feel it’d be productive.

riskable ,
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Great reply but… I was being facetious; making fun of the guy you were replying to 😁

Sotuanduso ,
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I figured.

WhiteHawk ,

Why waste your time fighting when there’s a solution everyone is happy with?

thecrotch ,

More likely a solution nobody is happy with but everyone can live with. Your point stands though.

gandalf_der_12te ,
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“compromise is when all sides are unhappy”

CazzoBuco ,

Middle implies middle. If you are leaning towards a side, then you’re side-leaning. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, centrist, that’s what everyone makes fun of ya’ll for.

AeonFelis ,

It’s “somewhere in the middle”. You are putting to much emphasis on “middle” and not enough of “somewhere”.

CazzoBuco ,

Somewhere in the middle means there’s a middle and side-leaning, yes.

AeonFelis ,

Somewhere in the middle means it doesn’t have to be dead center - it just has be between the two extremes and not exactly one of the extremes. To put it in numbers, somewhere in the middle between 0 and 1 is not just 0.5. It can also be 0.4. Or 0.7. Or 0.00000000001.

Ookami38 ,

This is why people hate pedants. You’re technically correct, it’s just a useless distinction that only exists to make you feel better.

CazzoBuco ,

That’s exactly how I feel about centrists. Curious.

ZDL ,
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You seem nice.

RedditWanderer , (edited )

It’s hilarious he had to make us a little drawing making up his own scale that fits this narrative.

Sotuanduso ,
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It’s an abstraction of a caricature I’ve seen. Point A was civil rights, point B was the KKK, and the middle ground guy was like “what if we only kill half of Black people?”

Sotuanduso ,
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a lot of us don’t actually think the answer is always the middle ground between two stances.

Jarix ,

If i have a very plain boring hamburger. Bun cheese patty bun, are the cheese and patty in the middle? Middle doesnt always mean center, center doesnt always mean exactly in the center between 2 points either because thats why the term dead center exists

kbal ,
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In an n-dimensional problem space, the probability of the truth lying anywhere on a line between point A and point B is infinitessimally small.

Sotuanduso ,
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This is also true. I like to evaluate solutions outside the presented dichotomy in general, and that often means outside the line between them, but I didn’t want to complicate my initial explanation that much.

kbal ,
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It's just the same point xkcd made.

BeMoreCareful ,
Sotuanduso ,
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I’m actually not as neutral as I may seem. There are quite a few cases where I hold more extreme opinions, but as a general trend, I average somewhere around the middle.

NewAgeOldPerson ,

I don’t know. But if I die, tell me wife I said hello.

Ookami38 ,

Wow. You just succinctly explained the position I’ve held most of my life. Very well done!

CosmicCleric ,
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You’re my hero. Thank you.

ilinamorato ,

Ok, but let’s realize that you’re not necessarily the one who’s defining the spectrum of options; or put another way, there’s not an objective spectrum of options.

For instance, in the case of Israel and Gaza, you could define the leftmost bracket as “give Israel to the Palestinians” or “the second-state solution” or just “a cease-fire,” and likewise the rightmost bracket could be “let Israel keep the war going but let civilians out through Egypt” through “Israeli settlement of Gaza” all the way up to “glass Gaza.” Depending on who’s talking, and how extreme each person is in the discussion, the most humane solution might not be in the middle at all.

Sotuanduso ,
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I’m not seeing a conflict here. The point I’m making is that the middle ground is not necessarily in the middle of any two given opinions, because the spectrum is wider than that. And also that the middle is not necessarily the best, just worth evaluating.

ilinamorato ,

It’s not a conflict. What I’m trying to say is that what people hear when you say you want to “evaluate the middle option” is entirely dependent upon the options presented in the argument, which is why the caricature is so common.

starman2112 , in xkcd #2829: Iceberg Efficiency
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Next big climate change initiative: artificial iceberga made of styrofoam to reflect sunlight

machinaeZER0 ,
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This is going to live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life

nucleative ,

Yes this solves all the problems, what could possibly go wrong

kameecoding ,

just drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every once in a while

megane_kun , in xkcd #2942: Fluid Speech
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I didn't get it until I started trying to say "hot potato" in the middle of a sentence, like "Look out! Hot potato incoming!"

The 't' in "hot" became more and more like a glottal stop as my tongue started to touch the gums of my top front teeth less and less.

neo ,

Still, I don't think I could uncover that alien impersonator.

"I'm goa have some hot potato."

Too me the "t" (at most) emphasises the hotness. Am I wrong?

ChexMax ,

Are you the alien? Nobody calls a potato for eating hot potato... If you're eating a potato it's going to be hot. Hot potato is referring to the game where you pass something along very quickly. It's saying you're all passing something along that no one wants to get caught with or stuck with, and it's almost never literally, it's usually taking about a responsibility being passed or something like that.

neo ,

No, fellow human. Of course I am not the alien. Ha, ha, ha. You are funny and I would be pleased to talk with you another time in the future. Ha, ha, ha. Good bye.

ZDL ,
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If you’re eating a potato it’s going to be hot.

Potato salad has entered the chat.

megane_kun ,
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The alien impersonator was me all along!‌ HAHAHA!!!

I mean, seriously, I am not a native English speaker, but even with my weird English accent, it only became weirder if I try to speak fast while keeping the emphasis on that 't' at the end of "hot". My native accent also probably lends to that glottal stop taking over the 't' and merging it with the upcoming 'p' sound. It also helps that the two sounds (glottal stop and the bilabial 'p') are on opposite sides of my mouth, so I‌ can quickly sound them in succession. The end result sounded to me like an exaggerated "posh British" rendition, as if the alien watched way too much‌ BBC before invading Earth.

It just sounded way weirder than I otherwise would be. I can't really describe it.

PrinceWith999Enemies , in [What If?] Would a Submarine Work as a Spaceship?

I feel like the battleship Yamato in the documentary Star Blazers has already demonstrated that it is completely viable to launch a naval vessel into orbit and have it perform with excellence.

Just as a note, though - nukes in space work completely differently than nukes in the atmosphere.

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Nukes in space are basically contact weapons. Wave motion guns are far more effective

LazaroFilm ,
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They mention that in Red Rising (or one of the following books)

SatanicNotMessianic ,

I think they also have an EMP effect that can damage ship/sat electronics.

But, like the internet, a sub is a series of tubes. You have a big horizontal tube that the people and the engine lives in, and you have vertical ones where the things that blow up cities live.

I mean, there are optional smaller horizontal tubes, but I feel like if you’re going to launch a sub into space it really ought to be one of the big ones. Maybe it’s just a Freudian thing.

Potatos_are_not_friends , in xkcd #2890: Relationship Advice

Old people when they talk to young people

OpenStars ,
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Get out now while you can - except give me grandkids first!

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