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He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

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Whole-ass human name. Samantha Taylor [your last name] or something like that

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Yeah this comment should not be so far in the negatives. I much prefer calling someone a dickhead for going before their turn than screaming "YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY" at some dipshit who's holding up traffic because they feel like being nice

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Especially as a cyclist, there's a solid chance they're literally trying to kill you

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I don’t have any data to bring to the table, but just think about our evolution. It makes sense to me that we evolved to be able to get our sleep when we can where we can, rather than needing to face a certain direction or have the window to a particular side.

Psychologically, it makes sense to me that you’d be most comfortable in a position where you can see the door, but I have to assume our ancestors 10,000 years ago didn’t have the luxury of pointing northward or something. Maybe it’s best to have a window facing east so you can get natural sunlight in the morning.

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I wanna upvote it because it’s funny but I don’t wanna upvote it because OP didn’t get the obvious joke

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Three rights make a left. It’s entirely possible to have an unbalanced ratio of left to right rotations in a day

starman2112 ,
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Yeah, but if you get spun around inside a room you still have problems

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I think the idea is that we still think of someone who has >1 million but <1 billion as having some number of millions of dollars, rather than subdividing “millions” into “millions,” “tens of millions,” and “hundreds of millions.” Of course we do subdivide that when we’re being particular about how incredibly rich some actor is or something, but generally they all fall on the same order of magnitude in our minds.

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+1 for Treasure Planet, best Disney movie by far and away

Also shout out to Prince of Egypt because I’m pretty sure it’s made me question my sexuality more than any other animated media

Looking at it now, the characters aren’t really hot, but when I was younger I thought Moses was fine af

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Get some solar panels and a ton of heat exchange engines, and a hundred of these could power a 250 watt PC

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No, the punchline is “I can’t afford this house.” It’s humorous because the preceding story seems to build up to some anecdote about how having some money right now is less important than having more money later, or some other overdone trite non-observation, but it ends with the orator subverting your expectation that he can easily afford the house by admitting that not only can he not afford it, he in fact has no money and must find a way to make the entire $15,000,000 within one year.

Like all jokes, it’s not funny if you don’t get it, and if you only get it after someone explains it to you, it still won’t be funny.

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Next big climate change initiative: artificial iceberga made of styrofoam to reflect sunlight

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If all you touched was the outside of your outerpants and the waistband of your unders, there’s no need to wash your hands either!

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$14,000 down, $33,000 to go

cries in minimum wage

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Fund my job search or shut the fuck up

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