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30p87 , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

Well to be fair Apple fans are kind of a cult lol

TheGalacticVoid , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

Is he wrong tho?

fckreddit , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

Maybe it is only my personal opinion. But, what this guy calls cult, I call “a group of suckers.” Because these people will always get shortchanged for sucking up to one company or one brand.

protist , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

My job is “growing your business and brand on LinkedIn”

Thcdenton ,

🙃

mean_bean279 ,

I mean… he’s clearly doing something right on that front. Whether we like it or not, his shitposts work. It’s the same for me. I started posting more on my LinkedIn because I noticed our VP was on it heavily and just tag the company… middle management here I come!

Delphia ,

He also isnt fucking wrong.

You want people to feel special, like buying your product brings them into an exclusive club, a club that now becomes part of your identity.

I was a bouncer for years and Nightclubs dont have guest lists and VIP areas for nothing. People who can walk past the line, and dont have to pay the cover charge spend way more money because we make them feel like a somebody. Which clubs you’re on “the list” at matters to some people.

fckreddit ,

Another shitfluencer, huh.

fluxion , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

I have Adidas daily shoes and Nike running shoes. It is my small way to bring peace into this world.

mean_bean279 ,

Adidas shoes and Nike sock wearer. Or sometimes Nike shoes and adidas socks. My gym hated me.

Delphia ,

Underarmor and New Balance. Fite me.

asteriskeverything , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

WHY CENSOR THE L?

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

The hard L. May people who can’t spell R have their sl*r too?

mean_bean279 ,

Marketing and clicks. People love being able to fill in with their own judgment as well. Look at how one of the top comments is someone reading the Apple one and saying “I thought they were cunts.” It allows them to feel superior, and allows their ideas to be reinforced.

OsrsNeedsF2P , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

Proud member of the Linux cu*t here

GardenVarietyAnxiety ,

Newbie linux cu*t here!

Kolanaki , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I thought the C word in question was going to be “customer”

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

CSTM

BleatingZombie ,

Cool Salads Taunt Me 😞

Taleya ,

Cunstomer is the first word any frontline worker learns

Arbiter ,

that’s not quite four letters

Kusimulkku , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

Customers attack those who buy Android

“Yeah ‘cunt’ seems about right”

CULT

oh

Zachariah , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Curt? Yeah, fuck that guy!

Grass , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

A cu*t is how you keep your name in their minds

KISSmyOSFeddit ,

A cu*t is how you keep customers coming (back).

governorkeagan , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

Am I the only one who didn’t read “cult” first?

plz1 ,

That’s the point.

I came in expecting a post about Aussies’ favorite greeting/compliment/insult, and was let down.

Sho ,

Nope, it was the furtherest word from my mind ha.

sp451 ,

No, you are not. Apparently in my letter repository the N is more famous than the L :)

sadreality , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

Poors need to stop being poor... So annoying

YurkshireLad , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

Aww come on, don’t hide his name!

julianh OP ,

A lot of times people who spread hate benefit from the attention they get, positive or negative. I censored it because of that, not to protect them.

zammy95 ,

“No such thing as bad publicity”, or whatever it is that they say. Good call

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Like that YouTuber vegan guy, he literally made millions pissing people off.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who?

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Vegan Gains, mocks children with cancer and really anyone who gets sick and isn’t vegan. Tried to fight people at in person events and is generally just an awful person.

Saledovil ,

You can find him by typing the first line of his post into a search engine.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Unsurprisingly, he has a Jordan Peterson credential listed on his profile

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jordan Peterson has a credential program?

JackGreenEarth ,
@JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee avatar

How do you know they’re male?

kautau , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

I help teams make games

So in other words he’s a useless parasite that hasn’t written a line of code in his life and likely champions in app purchases and cutting features. He’s a bob from office space

mozz ,

So one day, the build was broken. The guy that was running the project freaked the fuck out. He said the client needed to have a nightly build or really bad things would happen.

Now, to manually produce a build of this project was an intense undertaking. It usually ran overnight and it was a long, fiddly process that took several hours. I proposed to him that I just fix the builder instead, and they’d get a build tomorrow. No, he said. It has to be today.

I spent the entire goddamned day making a new build. Finally, at the end of the day, I got a build. We could give it to the client.

He said, good news, I got you some extra time. I told the client we’ve got some new features we really want to show you, and they’ll be in tomorrow’s build.

You can see where this is going.

Four days in a row this happened. Four days of making a new build by hand, never with the time or permission to just fix the builder. The client never received the build they kept getting promised, because there were always new features waiting, tantalizingly close, that they absolutely had to witness for themselves. But alas, these features had just been implemented, brand new, and we had to make a build that would include them. Tomorrow. It was always just in the works, tomorrow. And yet… tomorrow, when everyone came in, the build was broken! This was a surprise to no one, except the guy running the project. He seemed genuinely not to grasp the idea that if no one fixed the autobuilder, the autobuilder would continue not working. He lived in a perpetual state of fear and anxiety, driven to wild agony by the prospect of an unhappy client. I wasn’t privy to the conversations, but I suspect the client was genuinely unhappy with whatever he was telling them. I have no idea.

Finally, on the fourth day, I happened to talk with one of the higher-ups, and filled him in one what was going on on my project. His conversation about it with me was fairly brief, but it was fairly clear that he wasn’t happy.

Within a few minutes, I was officially told that I had permission to take some time to fix the autobuilder. Oh joyous day it was.

Once the project was over, there was a very, very short delay before the guy who’d been running the project had been offered an exciting new opportunity at some other company and we all wished him the best.

Sylvartas ,

This comment triggered my project milestone PTSD

Rodeo ,

the guy who’d been running the project had been offered an exciting new opportunity at some other company and we all wished him the best.

Must be nice to be so privileged he can be a complete fuckup and not even get fired for it. Everybody agrees to use euphemisms to not hurt his feefees because he’s just too rich and special to have to be embarrassed.

mozz ,

I mean, generally speaking, I do think it’s better not to publicly humiliate anyone if you can avoid it. The fact that some people think this doesn’t apply to “underlings” doesn’t make it any less true as a general rule.

kautau ,

Yeah, I left my last company after almost the entire dev team was poached. And a coworker of mine who moved to a much better position at a much better company got me an interview to run their mobile app team. And it was a no-brainer to take the offer. But I never burned bridges. I spent my last two weeks documenting all the things I had built that were living inside my head. And 6 months later the CEO of my previous company sent me a video begging me to come back, with a “name your price” salary to be director of engineering. I could have taken it for more money, but it was an ad agency, and incredibly stressful. So I kindly turned down the offer in person because burning bridges is just never a good idea

hemko ,

To be fair there’s a lot of people working on any software project that are not directly involved, but whose work is essential for the project to succeed. For all we know, this insensitive brick could be anyone from a janitor to a project manager or an automation engineer working with their internal infrastructure.

There’s a ton of people in the software business who have never written a line of code, that are essential. It’s not any kind of measure on how leech you are, but your message shows well how high you’re sitting on your coding throne with inbuilt toilet

kautau ,

Oh I think that’s absolutely true and that many pieces of the puzzle are necessary to make software. I also think it’s disingenuous to call game devs “snowflakes” because their industry is tough, their post demonstrates that this person isn’t worried about how they’ll pay their rent if they lose their job

hemko ,

Yeah I agree the person in op is a brick, just got a feeling from your message that you wouldn’t have respect for non-coders working on a project

Sylvartas , (edited )

What the job title “executive [job]” does to a mf /s

Could also just be a (bad) producer tbh

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