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mozz , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

Fast forward 3.5 hours to his local Starbucks

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE OUT OF SOY MILK LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

ChicoSuave ,

“YOU KNOW WHERE ELSE THERES NO SOY MILK? CONCENTRATION CAMPS, YOU NAZI!”

KSPAtlas ,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

So I’m living in a concentration camp?

mozz , (edited )

If only everyone else would agree with him and do exactly what he says at all times immediately, we wouldn’t have problems like this. He specifically told them how unreasonable it is that they’re out of soy milk. Several times.

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

“The Nazis had pieces of flair! They made the Jews wear em!”

spirinolas ,

EVEN THE INMATES WEREN’T FORCED TO HAVE REGULAR MILK! FACT!

governorkeagan , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

Am I the only one who didn’t read “cult” first?

plz1 ,

That’s the point.

I came in expecting a post about Aussies’ favorite greeting/compliment/insult, and was let down.

Sho ,

Nope, it was the furtherest word from my mind ha.

sp451 ,

No, you are not. Apparently in my letter repository the N is more famous than the L :)

ZeroCool , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol
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Dear [x,y,z] snowflakes

I like it when people let you know right off the bat that they’re a shitty person who’s about to say something stupid.

kautau , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

I help teams make games

So in other words he’s a useless parasite that hasn’t written a line of code in his life and likely champions in app purchases and cutting features. He’s a bob from office space

mozz ,

So one day, the build was broken. The guy that was running the project freaked the fuck out. He said the client needed to have a nightly build or really bad things would happen.

Now, to manually produce a build of this project was an intense undertaking. It usually ran overnight and it was a long, fiddly process that took several hours. I proposed to him that I just fix the builder instead, and they’d get a build tomorrow. No, he said. It has to be today.

I spent the entire goddamned day making a new build. Finally, at the end of the day, I got a build. We could give it to the client.

He said, good news, I got you some extra time. I told the client we’ve got some new features we really want to show you, and they’ll be in tomorrow’s build.

You can see where this is going.

Four days in a row this happened. Four days of making a new build by hand, never with the time or permission to just fix the builder. The client never received the build they kept getting promised, because there were always new features waiting, tantalizingly close, that they absolutely had to witness for themselves. But alas, these features had just been implemented, brand new, and we had to make a build that would include them. Tomorrow. It was always just in the works, tomorrow. And yet… tomorrow, when everyone came in, the build was broken! This was a surprise to no one, except the guy running the project. He seemed genuinely not to grasp the idea that if no one fixed the autobuilder, the autobuilder would continue not working. He lived in a perpetual state of fear and anxiety, driven to wild agony by the prospect of an unhappy client. I wasn’t privy to the conversations, but I suspect the client was genuinely unhappy with whatever he was telling them. I have no idea.

Finally, on the fourth day, I happened to talk with one of the higher-ups, and filled him in one what was going on on my project. His conversation about it with me was fairly brief, but it was fairly clear that he wasn’t happy.

Within a few minutes, I was officially told that I had permission to take some time to fix the autobuilder. Oh joyous day it was.

Once the project was over, there was a very, very short delay before the guy who’d been running the project had been offered an exciting new opportunity at some other company and we all wished him the best.

Sylvartas ,

This comment triggered my project milestone PTSD

Rodeo ,

the guy who’d been running the project had been offered an exciting new opportunity at some other company and we all wished him the best.

Must be nice to be so privileged he can be a complete fuckup and not even get fired for it. Everybody agrees to use euphemisms to not hurt his feefees because he’s just too rich and special to have to be embarrassed.

mozz ,

I mean, generally speaking, I do think it’s better not to publicly humiliate anyone if you can avoid it. The fact that some people think this doesn’t apply to “underlings” doesn’t make it any less true as a general rule.

kautau ,

Yeah, I left my last company after almost the entire dev team was poached. And a coworker of mine who moved to a much better position at a much better company got me an interview to run their mobile app team. And it was a no-brainer to take the offer. But I never burned bridges. I spent my last two weeks documenting all the things I had built that were living inside my head. And 6 months later the CEO of my previous company sent me a video begging me to come back, with a “name your price” salary to be director of engineering. I could have taken it for more money, but it was an ad agency, and incredibly stressful. So I kindly turned down the offer in person because burning bridges is just never a good idea

hemko ,

To be fair there’s a lot of people working on any software project that are not directly involved, but whose work is essential for the project to succeed. For all we know, this insensitive brick could be anyone from a janitor to a project manager or an automation engineer working with their internal infrastructure.

There’s a ton of people in the software business who have never written a line of code, that are essential. It’s not any kind of measure on how leech you are, but your message shows well how high you’re sitting on your coding throne with inbuilt toilet

kautau ,

Oh I think that’s absolutely true and that many pieces of the puzzle are necessary to make software. I also think it’s disingenuous to call game devs “snowflakes” because their industry is tough, their post demonstrates that this person isn’t worried about how they’ll pay their rent if they lose their job

hemko ,

Yeah I agree the person in op is a brick, just got a feeling from your message that you wouldn’t have respect for non-coders working on a project

Sylvartas , (edited )

What the job title “executive [job]” does to a mf /s

Could also just be a (bad) producer tbh

Kusimulkku , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

Customers attack those who buy Android

“Yeah ‘cunt’ seems about right”

CULT

oh

Gormadt , to aww in Beekeeper
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Always remember that if you’ve got a bee suit on and you feel water going up your back it’s a bee

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

And if you’ve got a scuba suit on and you feel the moon hit your eye that’s a moray.

kautau ,
recapitated ,

And when you’re cruising in a Chevy and you feel something heavy, diarrhea Cha cha

OsrsNeedsF2P , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

Proud member of the Linux cu*t here

GardenVarietyAnxiety ,

Newbie linux cu*t here!

spez , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

Definitely doesn’t have to worry about money, this guy.

ZeroCool ,
@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net avatar

“It’s just a job, Michael. How long could it possibly take to find a new one? Ten minutes?”

BlueLineBae ,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Go see a star war

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

An Yong

fibojoly ,

«il suffit de traverser la rue!» (you just gotta walk across the street!) is the trendy joke in France since one of our elected morons uttered it.

I never really understood the whole “sending hundreds of resumes” thing, so I don’t think it’s quite the end of the world if you have any skills, but these people are demented, thinking it’s that easy. Clearly never lost a job or known involuntary unemployment.

Monzcarro , to aww in Beekeeper

He looks like a tardigrade

Habnab , to aww in Beekeeper

Saving beekeeper profits*

Honeybees fuck over native bees and other pollinators and destroy ecosystems.

ImWaitingForRetcons ,

This is absolutely true - honeybee populations are already bouncing back thanks to numerous counter measures, but native bee populations continue to decline. Honeybees cannot pollinate all native plant species native bees do, and even when they can, their generalist nature makes them inefficient for many plants.

otter ,
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I don’t have enough experience in this field, but I found that a lot of beekeepers are great advocates for the other bees and pollinators. Stressors that affect the honeybees affect other pollinators, and the future of their business depends on having the ecosystem intact.

Similar to other fields (fishing comes to mind), I’d imagine that there are people that farm sustainably/advocate well, and there are those that selfishly put their own needs ahead of others.

Overall this story sounds like a good thing, and I hope it helps all the pollinators out there. At the very least, it might further our understanding of diseases so we can prevent outbreaks in the future

ExFed ,

You’re right that keeping European Honey Bees (Apis mellifera), even though they are introduced/invasive to North America, isn’t usually detrimental to native pollinators. However, Apis is in no way in danger; they are an agricultural livestock.

Point is, saying you’re “saving the bees” by keeping honey bee hives is like saying you’re “saving the birds” by keeping chickens. Weird flex, but okay.

recapitated ,

I’m not gonna stop loving honey bees or good dogs even if you do have a morally superior point.

slurpeesoforion , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

I like the part where he thinks just because he’s willing to eat shit for breakfast that everyone else should take a bite.

Ratulf , to LinkedinLunatics in Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol

That’s such a long way of saying: “Only the person who’s currently suffering the worst is allowed to complain, the rest have to shut up.”

I guess it has to be that long to hide how dumb it is.

RootBeerGuy , to aww in Beekeeper
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Footsies!!!

Thcdenton ,

😍

RanchOnPancakes , to aww in They look so comfy
@RanchOnPancakes@lemmy.world avatar

If not bed then why made of blanket?

asteriskeverything , to LinkedinLunatics in cu*t

WHY CENSOR THE L?

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

The hard L. May people who can’t spell R have their sl*r too?

mean_bean279 ,

Marketing and clicks. People love being able to fill in with their own judgment as well. Look at how one of the top comments is someone reading the Apple one and saying “I thought they were cunts.” It allows them to feel superior, and allows their ideas to be reinforced.

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