ghariksforge , (edited )

Another dinosaur from the past century resisting 21th21st century.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Twenty-oneth century

kat_angstrom ,

I think it’s pronounced, “twenty-firth century”

floofloof ,

“twenty-firth thentury”

FTFY

ccunix ,

That’s what Mike Tyson calls it, so who are we to argue?

Jaysyn ,
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Meanwhile, back in reality, my company isn't upside down on commercial real estate & likes making more money so we are getting a smaller office to house our servers & equipment.

some_guy ,

My company did the same. We had a six week assessment period where everyone was required to come in two days per week. Once that data showed no major difference in output, we got a smaller office (for receiving and such) and everyone was told the office is optional. Smart business that kept people happy.

HubertManne ,
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Mine was a bit hesitant but they are now talking seriously about getting rid of more offices and they had done one pass on that before. I would sorta like them to have an office subscription

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

This right here.

Find me a company deeply invested in office real estate (in particular, expecting a return on that real estate), and I’ll show you a company against remote work.

The real detriments don’t exist. True, I have met workers that don’t like remote work: companies have latched on to those people as an excuse to continue what is otherwise an entirely transparent narrative.

If anything I gain productivity by working from home. I see companies that don’t support that kind of work as entirely being behind the curve.

ccunix ,

My employer would beg to differ. Seeing as they pay my mortgage and not him, he is irrelevant.

Captain_Patchy ,

Jamie Dimon can just fg ahead and make his millions without any employees, that will maximize his profits too.

MagnusRobotFighter ,

the same management who wanted everyone to return to the office are the same people who are still joining Zoom calls from home.

857 ,

That's OK, I didn't have any desire to work for that asshole anyway...

Most folks are exponentially more productive when they don't have to waste hours of their day (stressfully) driving/public transit from A to B just to do their job.

sadreality ,

Yeah but have you thought about this Boomer's CRE clients/friends? What about his origination business?

You are insensitive... why do you hate freedom and holy profit of another man who works very hard for every penny.

EnderWi99in ,

I am way more productive when I'm not also being constantly interrupted by the people around me all day long. When I sit down to work at home I will go hours without even looking up from my screen. When my attention is interrupted in the office, which happens regularly, it takes me a good 5-7min to focus again. Repeat that same process a couple times an hour and not a lot gets done.

lobut ,

I can’t believe how much time I waste in the office. It’s unbelievable. I will say that certain meetings in the office are better. However, maybe a day or so for those but for the most part. It’s such a waste.

Vlhacs ,

And that’s how you lose talent…

I don’t mind visiting the office once in awhile, say 2 or 3 times a month. But to mandate it to every day is asinine. I’m never going back to wasting 3 hours a day sitting in a train/stuck in traffic.

fuklu ,

There’s more nuance to what he said if people take time to read the article. I’m a huge fan of working from home, but it has drawbacks. One that Jamie notes is that a lack of office environment is terrible for someone starting their career, which is true.

Grimr0c ,
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I assure you, JPMC office environments, as they currently are used, are useless. They’re making everyone operate as though we work from home, while in office. We still use Zoom for everything… 40 feet away from eachother. Its as stupid as it sounds.

fuklu ,

Do people meet in meeting rooms as well or it’s all just Zoom?

Grimr0c ,
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All Zoom. All the time. Nobody uses the meeting rooms anymore unless they’re for 1 on 1 conversations that cant be held on the floor.

fuklu ,

Ouch, yeah that defeats the purpose

Saneless ,

And usually you go into a meeting room with a few others to do a video call with someone. Why not just do it from home?

fuklu ,

I think that’s ok? People are in different offices, but as long as you can also work with the local people…

I’m a fan of hybrid, with like 4/5 days at home, assuming people aren’t heavily distracted at home.

HobbitFoot ,

You aren’t going to get people who will be willing to accept that anything but full WFH would be good here.

wagesj45 ,
@wagesj45@kbin.social avatar

Jamie Dimon can suck a turd, then.

paddirn ,

I worked for JPMorgan Chase before and this doesn’t surprise me one bit. Such a backasswards company that cares little for its customers or its employees. I will forever avoid doing any sort of business with Chase for as long as I live. Complete trash.

Grimr0c ,
@Grimr0c@lemmy.world avatar

Preach. Same. Terrible company to work for and they dont give a shit about its consumers.

Grimr0c ,
@Grimr0c@lemmy.world avatar

No problem, I’m on the way out the door anyway with this stupid, corrupt, abusive company.

HubertManne ,
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Well. Im sure you will attract the best and the brightest.

steebo_jack ,

This guy's like an old record...should find something new to say...

elscallr ,
@elscallr@kbin.social avatar

All the valuable employees: go to work somewhere else

Jamie Dimon: shocked Pikachu

themeatbridge ,

If you’re just joining us, the is the “Fuck Around” part of the meme. See you soon when he realizes how right he is!

VanillaGorilla ,

Oh, alright. That's pretty much what I've been doing. Is he expecting the people do back down on idiotic threats? I've been on the job hunt for pretty much exactly 19 minutes before I've got a call from HR of my new company and two meetings later they were happy to give me a remote first contract. At least where I am it's not hard to get a good paying job from home if you've got some experience. My colleague had a harsher time because she was just getting into development, but it was not like she had to hunt for long.

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