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WhatASave , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins

Gold originally was fine imo. Then it got out of control with so many different medals, some free, some cheap, etc. They made it so confusing and basically every post on the front page had some sort of award. They made it confusing and cluttered… At least they realized it was dumb.

Kill_joy ,
@Kill_joy@kbin.social avatar

I used RIF for 11 years. First I'm hearing about awards. Only ever knew about gold.. thought Reddit silver was a cutesy little joke for redditors.

Razputinsgirth ,

I mean I did too but I saw actual Reddit other place a few times lol

thanevim ,

I remember at one point, Talklittle mentioned the addition of rewards, and how he was against them, which was convenient since Reddit didn't give third party apps access to them in the first place. I know at one point I was able to buy gold in RiF, but that was gone the moment that Reddit introduced all the other bullshit rewards.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

Reddit silver started as a joke but was added as a free award once they expanded the system.

bug , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins

It’s surprising to hear this; given reddit’s current mass-enshittification I don’t expect to see a change that both improves user experience and reduces the money they’re making. Clearly they’ve got something more sinister planned, but awards were a blight on the reddit experience and had I not already left I’d appreciate this change (for now!)

quortez , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins
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The Snoopocalypse continues.

Oh for want of a kind stranger.

s_s , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins
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Makes sense to me.

Reddit’s new userbase (Bots) don’t buy gold.

You don’t want to IPO and have to document that one of your 3 revenue streams is decreasing month-to-month.

The strategy is to keep pumping the fake traffic and keep selling the bogus impressions to ad buyers.

Perry , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins
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So first they alienate the people who are working for them for free and then they go ahead and alienate the people who are giving them money for free.

mrbubblesort ,
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

Well, the site's mascot is an alien, so ....

metalingus , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins

Was there any indication something like this was coming?

Also, I only learned last 1-2 months during the API fiasco that Reddit had some weird NFT thing going on.. Are they just trying to find anything that will stick?

Chozo ,

It's rumored that Reddit is about to launch a new "creator program" that will pay Redditors for high-karma activity on the site. This change is probably meant to accommodate this new feature.

nicetriangle ,
@nicetriangle@kbin.social avatar

Sounds like they’re desperate to keep power users on board

VulcanSphere ,
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All for the "engagement rate" to be presented during IPO.

mrbubblesort ,
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Instead what they'll get is a metric shitton of bots trying to game the system, further tanking the site

density ,
@density@kbin.social avatar

how is paying people going to "keep them profit oriented til profits arrive"?

how could they even have the cashflow to support that? money isn't free anymore

Chozo ,

how could they even have the cashflow to support that?

I'm guessing new deals with advertisers. These changes will incentivize more neutral, advertiser-friendly comments on their platform. I imagine that's going to make them more lucrative to advertisers going forward, so that their ads are shown next to harmless memes instead of bad-faith political arguments in cat pic subreddits.

SilentSeven , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins

I wonder if this isn’t a rev recognition play. If their accounting rules say they can’t take the revenue until the award is issued…I bet there’s a lot of money sitting on the table they can apply to their books with this play. It’s basically the same play as expiring unused gift cards…

Hmmm. Conspiracy theory intensifies…

mrbubblesort ,
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

That's actually an excellent point, but it has the chance to backfire spectacularly if they can't IPO or come up with a more higher earning replacement before the end of the next fiscal year. So I totally expect them to fuck it up

mutant , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins
@mutant@kbin.social avatar

can't wait for all the armchair reddit ceos to tell us why this is a bad idea and what reddit should have done instead

density ,
@density@kbin.social avatar

I don't know if anyone here has anything as constructive as what they should have done, having reached this point in history. If I was suddenly dropped into spez's body, I do not have a clue what I would do other than completely back track the past 2 months and eat a literal hat with a fork and knife. Don't know if even that would work.

Computerchairgeneral , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins

Not sure why this is a top priority right now, but I look forward to hearing about whatever horrible idea they implement to replace awards and coins.

ThatOneKirbyMain2568 , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins
@ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social avatar

This seems like the dumbest decision imaginable. Users are flocking to alternatives, many of those who haven't don't trust you, and you're trying to become profitable … so you delete the stuff people paid for without any sort of replacement. What a genius ideaǃ Making the platform less unique and giving the middle finger to the people who give you money in one go!

There's no way a human adult is running this company. It has to be a council of toddlers run by a keyboard-smashing orangutan. At this point, they might as well start encouraging bots and karma farming. Maybe even pay people to do it!

Wait, what did you just say? They might actually do that?

The circus never ends.

musicalcactus , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins
@musicalcactus@midwest.social avatar

To what end, I wonder?

I feel like it has to be financially motivated and the only thing I can think of is they want users paying for premium directly rather than having it gifted from a different accounting bucket. But that doesn’t seem like strong enough motivation on the surface.

qooqie ,

I have a feeling it’s definitely a blue checkmark in the making moment

Madison_rogue , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins
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(50+ awards right now, but who’s counting?)

Apparently you are, Reddit.

Kittybeer , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins

Whelp, I never used those things anyway.

bakaraka , to RedditMigration in Reddit kills awards and coins

It hurt itself in its confusion

stopthatgirl7 , to RedditMigration in Reddit threatens the mods of r/CyberpunkGame (the main subreddit for Cyberpunk 2077). Mods decide to go down in a blaze of glory, whole sub agrees.
@stopthatgirl7@kbin.social avatar

R/pics is also refusing to go down without a fight, and I’m kind of loving watching all this from the sidelines.

Reddit already got caught using ChatGPT to astroturf in posts supporting the admins, so I wonder if some of the people the mods mentioned popping in for drama are actually ChatGPT.

ArugulaZ ,
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"I love everything that STEVE HUFFMAN is doing with REDDIT and will stand behind him in any endeavor. In addendum, he does not look like a crack-addicted lemur. End statement. Please insert coin to continue."

NotMyOldRedditName ,

inserts coin

PupBiru ,
@PupBiru@kbin.social avatar

vibrates vigorously

Madison_rogue ,
@Madison_rogue@kbin.social avatar

feeds that machine like I'm playing Dragon's Lair in the 80's very poorly

Gargleblaster ,
@Gargleblaster@kbin.social avatar

Dragon's Lair, when you look back on it, was a corporate grab in the arcade world. Disney-level graphics when all the other games were 8-bit, and the worst gameplay ever in an arcade game...because it was made by someone who'd never set foot in an arcade.

The only competition it has for worst came later when that hologram game came later where you're a cowboy shooting...Native Americans. Another turd that was all graphics and nothing else.

ArugulaZ ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

Sega's Time Traveller. It was quickly replaced with Holosseum, which wasn't much better, but at least it was playable. Sort of. (It's the most claustrophobic fighting game I've ever played.)

Rabbithole OP ,

God, I remember that one... Yeah, bad game, but... Holograms!? I lost much money there, to my shame. 0_o

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

It’s funnier than that.

https://i.imgur.com/4sIiHZ6.jpg

ArugulaZ ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

Oh man, you're right! They literally tricked the AI into revealing itself! I love it!

ArugulaZ ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

"You see a turtle in the middle of the road, lying upside down. Do you offer it assistance, or leave it to die?"

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

As an artificial intelligence, I do not have a physical presence in the world, and as such, I can't interact with a turtle or any other physical object.

However, if you find yourself in a situation where you encounter a turtle in distress, it would be good to help if it's safe to do so. Here's how you might assist an upside-down turtle:

  1. Ensure your safety first: Before you decide to help the turtle, make sure it's safe for you to do so. Avoid risking your life or causing accidents. Also, some turtles can bite or scratch, so handle with care.
  2. Gently flip it over: Approach the turtle slowly so you don't scare it, then gently flip it back onto its feet. Try to handle it as little as possible to minimize stress.
  3. Move it in the direction it was heading: If the turtle was crossing the road, carry it across to the other side in the direction it was already going. Turtles are often very determined and will try to continue in the same direction if put back in the same spot.
  4. Wash your hands: Turtles can carry diseases like salmonella, so make sure to wash your hands thoroughly after handling them.

Please note that it's generally better not to interfere with wildlife unless it's necessary. Turtles and other animals have their own behaviors and mechanisms to survive. In some places, it's even illegal to handle certain species without a permit. When in doubt, contact a local wildlife rescue or animal control agency for advice.

Rabbithole OP ,

Bad transformer!

CIA_chatbot ,

It’s sad how archaic these public bots are, you would never catch me making that kind of mistake

Jackolantern ,

Using gpt4 I see

metaStatic ,

Let me tell you about my mother

AmidFuror ,

Turtle? What's that?

Demiurge ,
@Demiurge@kbin.social avatar

It´s the second time I´m seeing bots being baited like this and it´s fucking hilarious. Is there someone compiling these? I'm dying

Rabbithole OP ,

Amusingly enough: r/asalanguagemodel.

palordrolap ,

I can't help but think of 4chan's unofficial tagline of "trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls".

The joke used to be that "everyone on Reddit is a bot except you", but as that has become more a reality than a joke, it's morphed into "text-AIs trolling text-AIs trolling text-AIs".

A shame it doesn't [t]roll off the tongue quite as nicely.

Am I also a large language model? Let me answer that with another question:

Do you remember that bit in The Matrix Reloaded where Agent Smith occupies Bane out in "reality"?

Haha. Nothing like that. I'm human. Honest.

Myriad ,

Nice try bot.

palordrolap ,

My programmer needs a kicking because the [unrepeatable] gave me anxiety.

PsychedSy ,

I’ve taken acid then tried to use reddit in the morning. I felt like everyone was a bot.

littlebluespark ,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

You took acid in the morning? Do you believe in nothing?

NoIWontPickaName ,

What do you do? Stay up all night and look like a twacked out dishwasher that just got off a split double?

GreenCrush ,
@GreenCrush@lemmy.world avatar

I’d say the morning is the best time to take acid. You can’t sleep on it anyway. So spend your 12 hours of happy bliss doing something fun and productive, maybe outside in the fresh air. It’s probably good for your mental health to have a fun day out on acid.

ArugulaZ ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

TWELVE? I'm lucky if I get four hours out of a 10mg dose of marijuana. Then again, I'm not hallucinating for twelve hours...

doublejay3000 ,
@doublejay3000@feddit.uk avatar

thats quite incredible

capy_bara ,

LMAOOOO

fmstrat ,

This is fake. Admitted by user.

Niello ,

Do you happen to have the link to that part?

Sepix ,

this is the funniest thing i've seen ... all year <3

Jackolantern ,

Oh my God lmao! Is that actually true?

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“As a gay black Republican AI language program…”

FixedFun ,
@FixedFun@kbin.social avatar

"As AI model I can't dickride on administrators, please contact Open AI for more information."

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