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some_guy , in A good leader always farts first 💨

How to lose my respect on day one.

Droechai ,

Are your respect based on the ability to contain flatulence? You do you, I just hope that any lactose intolerant people around you stay away from that sweet lactose :P

ChanchoManco , in A good leader always farts first 💨

That's totally something Michael Scott would say.

themeatbridge ,

And in true Michael Scott fashion, below the veneer of inappropriate immaturity, there is nascent wisdom.

Kolanaki ,
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But then he accidentally shits himself trying to fart and you forget all about that.

slazer2au , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Is someone still running the cloud to farts plugin from the early 2010s?

ArtVandelay ,
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I remember it as cloud-to-butt

SuperSloth , in Redefining Physics
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I just called my local McDonalds to see if they would add AI to my burger. They were pretty rude considering I just turned their whole business model on it’s head. I guess being a tortured genius really does have its drawbacks.

dutchkimble ,

You see your mistake was only asking for AI. You had to ask for the E=mc2 also.

Diplomjodler3 , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Somebody may have been huffing their own farts a bit too much.

fckreddit , in A good leader always farts first 💨

I fart in my boss’s general direction.

SpaceNoodle , in A good leader always farts first 💨

This is why I fart constantly whenever I'm in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I'm setting an example for the junior engineers.

Localhorst86 ,

Fart for the position you want, not the position you have.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
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Broke: not farting in the office

Woke: farting in the office

Bespoke: sharting in the office

SpaceNoodle ,

#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.

pineapplelover , in A good leader always farts first 💨

This is actually a pretty good post

Obi ,
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Right it's still reeking of the usual LinkedIn vibe ("my infinite wisdom will change your life!") but at least it's factual stuff and humorous.

Seraph , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Can you please just use the word Vulnerability instead?

bstix ,

Vulnerability? I thought it was about nukes.

regrub , in A good leader always farts first 💨

How much you wanna bet the author of that post also has a fetish for farts?

Tylerdurdon , in A good leader always farts first 💨

I have noise cancelling headphones and am used to working mostly at home. Sometimes I wonder if I've ever accidentally ripped a doozy in my cube without realizing it.

some_guy ,

I accidentally hit my vape when we experimented with BTO at my last employer. Luckily, I was the first one in and the back door was nearby, so I just rushed outside to exhale. Vaping at home while working had become my norm.

Transporter_Room_3 , in Amazing attitude
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Am I taking crazy pills or are people actually saying this is a good thing?

Jesus fucking christ you people are so dependent on the system you literally can't even comprehend the fact that nobody should need to be working when there's a higher priority like family.

Make all the "oh but they're easy to take care of/if the person wants to work/the company is a good one for this" coping excuses you need to feel good about how shitty working lives have become, I guess.

Don't bother responding if you're going to make more excuses why "this is good/okay", you're speaking to a wall.

RootBeerGuy OP ,
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It seems a controversial topic, I didn't think so either but here we are.

theareciboincident ,

American liberals are so fucking brainwashed they don’t even see the insanity of their posts. You can see it with the CHUD brigade rolling through this post.

You know, it’s considered completely normal to take paid time off to take care of sick relatives in other countries? And it doesn’t affect their entire month of paid time off to use for recreation?

Why are y’all so proud of being slaves?

Sanctus ,
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Sick days shouldn't exist. You or a dependent is sick? Don't come in. Such a simple concept

Corkyskog ,

Don't be the enemy of better in pursuit of total perfection.

Sanctus , in Amazing attitude
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Sick time/days should not exist. Staying home when you or a dependent is sick should be the norm not the exception. Why is that such an insane thought? I fucken hate touching people's computers when they're snotty as fuck. Likewise, I'm sure they don't like me doing it when my own health is visibly worse.

McFarius , in Amazing attitude

This seems like an infinite step up from having to be in the office for 60-80 hours a week just to look impressive, while accomplishing little after the 35 hour mark. I would take this lady's position in a heartbeat.

SupraMario ,

Productivity went up when WFH was pushed during covid. Even though there were fully remote companies before it. The only people complaining are the retail and landlords of commercial rental properties. WFH should be the standard now, there is 0 downside to it.

sukhmel ,

Also, productivity is exactly what companies now state as the reason for pushing everyone back to the office

SupraMario ,

Yep, which is complete bullshit and I think most people now see that it's bullshit. It seems to be just the old guard trying to keep their grip on power.

HeartyBeast , in Amazing attitude
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It is a great attitude, yes. Some people actually enjoy work and do work of meaning. Some people also love their kids and want to be there for them. Some companies treat their employees with respect.

These are not things to shit on

ashok36 ,

This is a perfect example of perfection being the enemy of good.

Allowing, even encouraging, employees to work from home in order to temporarily care for a sick child is a good thing. The complainers must work somewhere that when you take off from work, someone else just comes along and does all your work for you. Needless to say, that's a rarity and also sucks for your coworkers.

SupraMario ,

Yea this is insane people are shitting on WFH, we're moving in the right direction, yea its not perfect but damn...

sukhmel ,

What you say is correct, and nothing of what you say I see in the posted screenshot. That very much feels like an advertisement for "return to office but just like not 100%, only like 90%, you gotta understand, man"

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