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RIP_Cheems , in NSFL
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Do we really have to make a new label because of him?

lemmytellyousomething , in Cold calls aren't spam!

This is illegal in Germany by the way.

limonfiesta ,

B2B cold lead generation is illegal in Germany?

yeahitwasme ,

Nope. Op probably referred to consumers.

ieatpwns , in I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it

That whole post was just a whole lot of text for no point being made

EldritchFeminity ,

Lawyer/Legaltech Journalist

Yep, sounds about right. The only thing that would check out more would be if she wrote corporate seminar speeches.

stoly ,

Yo she's so smart dontcha know?

JackGreenEarth , in This might qualify as Instagram poetry
@JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee avatar

I don't know about them formatting, but the content is positive. You should hire people without bullshit 'experience' requirements

fckreddit ,

I have seen the exact same post posted by multiple people in LinkedIn and it is posted only for farming reactions and followers. They didn’t truly do this.

odium , in NSFL

Meanwhile I eat $30 meals when I’m traveling for work.

forgotmyusername ,

I don’t get to travel for work but schedule my biweekly telehealth therapy appointments for midday.

Boss makes a dollar; I make a dime. I talk to my shrink on company time.

PR3CiSiON ,

Where do you find $30 meals? Mine are all $60+

odium ,

I gotta submit my expensing for review, so I gotta keep it somewhat realistic or they’ll deny.

lobut , in Warren Buffet in shambles

Ah yes, the usual song of “you’re poor because you do X”.

You’re poor because you don’t eat well. You’re poor because you watch TV. You’re poor because you don’t wake up at 5am and take cold showers.

sigmaklimgrindset ,
@sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz avatar

“you’re poor because you do X”.

Lol, I accidentally read this as “You’re poor because you’re on X”

fckreddit ,

Social media’s obsession with the habits of the rich is disgusting. Rich are rich because their parents were rich. It’s like they can’t grasp that simple concept. They literally think that rich must be rich because of some arbitrary habit of theirs.

corsicanguppy ,

It’s like the same reason they’re rich is the same reason I need to take cholesterol meds early – not because of anything I did but because of my parents.

Woot! Not to blame if it’s all rigged!

venoft , in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes
@venoft@lemmy.world avatar

Wtf is happening with that fit?

sm1dger ,

That's the real crime

nxdefiant ,

Well you see, testosterone levels rose when Regan was elected, 9/11 happened, and The Apprentice launched.

It's basically science.

(this post was satire, and I'm sorry if it made anyone vomit)

Tar_alcaran ,

I need you to add these labels to the graph, for science.

cabron_offsets ,

It’s bullshit. I assume the data are bullshit, too.

Hawk , in Thanks for telling me shapes exist!

I hate where he placed the octagon.

fluxion ,

What an absolute menace

prettybunnys , in I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it

So my ex actually was a really organized person.

She identified the space we store toilet paper could hold 4x as much.

She saw a sale, bought like 6 packs of the big rolls at BJs.

2 months later they start talking about some virus.

Anyways. I still have some of this toilet paper. I sent her a roll for Christmas last year as a joke.

crmsnbleyd ,
@crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz avatar

Wondering why y'all did not want to store anything else in that space

prettybunnys ,

Unique space tbh. She was tossing the big pack on top of a y pipe in the laundry room. They stacked so perfectly and it wasn’t an actual storage space. Just a convenient high up place.

Paper towel packages didn’t quite fit as well but they work there too.

ArmoredThirteen ,

I had bought a backup pack of tp like three years before because I used to have the start of prepper brain. My spouse complained every time we moved we brought it along and I insisted it could come in handy one day. Guess who got the last laugh when everywhere ran out and we had an emergency supply that lasted just long enough for a bidet to show up

HootinNHollerin ,

The single sentence

Writing style

Is getting insane

prettybunnys ,

I am dyslexic and it’s easier for me to type and proofread, especially when grouped by logical thoughts.

long hair don’t care.

SpaceNoodle , in A good leader always farts first 💨

This is why I fart constantly whenever I'm in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I'm setting an example for the junior engineers.

Localhorst86 ,

Fart for the position you want, not the position you have.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Broke: not farting in the office

Woke: farting in the office

Bespoke: sharting in the office

SpaceNoodle ,

#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.

breadsmasher , in Amazing attitude
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

I think OP is just bitter AF.

Hey, OP, I work fully remote. I also discuss any possible role with a “work from home is non negotiable”.

Ive not been in an office for years

Doombot1 , in Marriage is like..

But we need to know what it taught him about B2B sales!

prettybunnys ,

When the other business says no, don’t give up. Take your ring and find literally anyone else on the beach so you recoup something for your investment.

Probably.

idiomaddict , in Work math [satire]

He’s going to erode his teeth completely

WorldWideLem , in How about no

“If you work for part of the day you still get the day off” is certainly an…interesting perspective.

MachineFab812 , in Belching

shitty taste <> "humor"

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