SpaceNoodle

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SpaceNoodle ,

I’m making food for everyone. I already always make food for people, but now I’m making more.

Why do many microwave ovens hum in an interval of a minor 7th?

Something that I’ve noticed across most of the microwave ovens that I’ve used is that when they hum while cooking food, I can pick out 2 distinct tones. One of them is pretty clearly 60 120 hz, the 2nd harmonic of the AC power frequency. The other is consistently a minor 7th above that (which would be somewhere around...

SpaceNoodle ,

What do you think is happening to the popcorn when you put it in the microwave?

Anyway, microwave popcorn is disgusting.

SpaceNoodle ,

In a popcorn popper … or a pot.

SpaceNoodle ,

Why have I not been microwaving rice? Does this affect the texture at all?

SpaceNoodle ,

So, not what you said, then

SpaceNoodle ,

Last application I sent in didn’t get a response for fifteen years

SpaceNoodle ,

Yeah, but nobody’s applying for those shitty jobs.

Meanwhile, it’s easier to build your own startup and get acquired by them than to get hold of a Microsoft recruiter.

SpaceNoodle ,

These are things any able person does for themselves.

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

Hybrid 99.9̅% in-office

SpaceNoodle ,

Most of these can be solved by either setting an alarm or reading.

Nobody this helpless is staying up until 3 AM doing anything useful.

SpaceNoodle ,

Butt wiper

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

Mint was useful to me for a while until it started forcibly recategorizing stuff with no way to fix it. Tech support was aggressively worthless to the point that I fully shut down every Intuit account I had (they have their tentacles in some surprising businesses). Fuck Intuit and their data hoarding and their anti-taxpayer lobbying and their cold-blooded murder of what was once the only half-decent money tracking app.

SpaceNoodle ,

The point wasn’t to just raise salaries, but to curtail deceptive practices. I’d rather know they’re lowballing me before starting the interview process.

SpaceNoodle ,

More than usual, obviously.

SpaceNoodle ,

That’s way too low for CA. But 395 is senior-staff-level.

SpaceNoodle ,

Their “flat” hierarchy also winds up pitting everyone against each other.

What the hell is this shit? Instead of pushing for the return to traditional pensions, capitalism is celebrating the idea that Millennials and Gen Z may simply never be able to stop working. ( www.cnbc.com )

Traditionally, retiring entails leaving the workforce permanently. However, experts found that the very definition of retirement is also changing between generations....

SpaceNoodle ,

As a person over 40 years old, let me be clear: I never want to work.

SpaceNoodle ,

Let me be clear: I want to retire, and I want to do so under ten years from now.

SpaceNoodle ,

It could also mean every house is the median price except for one that’s fifteen trillion dollars.

SpaceNoodle ,

It says over, not after, so I’d assume it’s not the latter.

SpaceNoodle ,

I like to joke that I moved from the SF Bay Area to Seattle for the affordable housing, but it’s funny because it’s true.

SpaceNoodle ,

I like San Jose - it’s a cozy-sized city with all the arts. I just could never scrape together enough money for a house.

SpaceNoodle ,

Is this supposed to be legible?

SpaceNoodle ,

For some reason it was miniscule and illegible on my laptop.

SpaceNoodle ,

Yeah, and it was just a tiny illegible image in a sea of black.

SpaceNoodle ,

A fucking Garth Marenghi reference? This is wild.

SpaceNoodle ,

Looking forward to the Putin cameo in the first episode!

Have watched TOS - Enterprise. Will watching Discovery-SNW increase my enjoyment of Lower Decks?

My partner and I have just binged TOS-Enterprise last year and we are starting Discovery today. I was just wondering if we can also start LD or will there still be jokes from Discovery (and the later shows) that we might miss out on? I have really bad FOMO anxiety and am worried there will be references in LD that we will miss...

SpaceNoodle ,

Star Trek: Communicator (Cell Phone)

Star Trek: Ship computer (Alexa/Siri)

Total Recall: Johnny Cab (Waymo/Cruise/Zoox)

Star Wars: Mouse droid (Amazon Astro)

SpaceNoodle ,

Known in the series as a “PADD”

SpaceNoodle ,

Well, the Tricorder had very advanced scanning capabilities. We can’t diagnose and cure cancer with a handheld device yet, but I did get some viral and bacterial tests done in a manner of moments by some desktop lab equipment the other week, so we’re definitely getting there.

SpaceNoodle ,

It was a brilliant addition 28 years ago, and I agree that it’s lived its whole life.

What we know about Mitch McConnell’s health and his future in the Senate ( www.vox.com )

McConnell’s term is up in 2027, and he’s ensured that if he were to retire before then, anyone who replaces him would have to be a Republican. In 2021, he pushed for the passage of a new law in Kentucky that requires the governor to appoint a Senate replacement from the same party as the previous senator and from a list of...

It's Almost Impossible To Find A Decent Used Car Under $20,000 ( jalopnik.com )

Vehicles under $15k are 1.6% of the market, and their share of the market has dropped over 90% since 2019. The old advice that you can get a beater and drive it in to the ground for $5k hasn't been true for years but it still seems pervasive in personal finance spaces.

SpaceNoodle ,

They want them dead. That’s literally their goal.

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SpaceNoodle ,

Nichelle died a year ago yesterday

Pay off student loan debt or invest?

Is there a general rule of thumb on student loan interest rates and whether or not it’s better to pay off ASAP vs invest in an index fund? Sold a lot of company stock from an ESPP and RSU program that happens to be the value of our household’s student loan debt that is just entering repayment after graduation. Can’t tell...

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s hard to rely on a constant 6%+ investment return, but your loan interest rates won’t go down. Pay off your loans.

Would You Try New Pastimes If Star Trek Level Medical Care Was Available?

Star Trek’s level of medical care is far more advanced than today’s. As Beckett says in LD, “Doc will wave a light over it.” Yet, in Star Trek people aren’t shown doing hobbies and pastimes that are much different from what’s done now. Still, I wonder about differences in a society where people know they won’t be...

SpaceNoodle ,

Fuck dangerous hobbies, I’d be able to do whatever I wanted with my career since I wouldn’t rely on heavily subsidized corporate health plans in order to keep my partner alive.

Assuming, of course, that in such a post-scarcity society we wouldn’t still find a way to stratify society and allow only the elite to have access to such things.

SpaceNoodle ,

Good point, I’m stuck in the backwater Randian dystopia that is the USA.

moving to Seattle

Hello all. I have landed a job in Seattle. I wanted to know your input in finding a place to rent in Seattle. I learned from Reddit that I should avoid Tacoma. However, I’m looking for more tips on how to find a place and how far from Seattle is too far. As a follow-up question, how to find a place not very expensive that is...

SpaceNoodle ,

You’re gonna be paying a lot for groceries as well as housing. Unless you’re moving from inner SF, get ready for sticker shock.

As others have said, you’ll want to consider your commute, unless you’re moving just to work remote. You’ll probably also want to consider is you want to be able to get downtown or to other parts of the city with relative ease, like if you’re young and want to do hip young person things.

If all you want to do is shop at Fred Meyer, stare at identical houses, and have to drive an hour to get to anything, you can move to Bonney Lake.

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