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RIP_Cheems , in Feels
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“I WANT TO EAT THE FLESH OF GOD”

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

We were all thinking it.

FooBarrington ,

Cheeky little midnight snack

aniki , in These cows have earmuffs, your argument is invalid

cows are friends, not food.

SuiXi3D ,
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In the very least, we should be ensuring that any animal bred for consumption should be given the absolute best life possible, not crammed into spaces like sardines and forced to exist in their own shit all their lives.

BigBananaDealer ,
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they taste better when they’ve had a happy life

boomzilla , (edited )

So you must taste greeeeat despite all the antibiotics and microplastics in your body.

BigBananaDealer ,
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what? what are you trying to say here

m12421k ,

They’re asking for permission to commit some jolly cannibalism 🥰

this_1_is_mine ,

Must be one of them German cannibals…

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  • this_1_is_mine ,

    It was just a play off a TV show. It crowd. But I get the need to vent.

    Cosmicomical ,

    They’re trying to say this is a bs argument

    BigBananaDealer ,
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    but it is a true fact. theres a huge difference in quality between the basic slaughterhouse meat and full life lived running around and eating what they are supposed to eat meat

    Cosmicomical ,

    For fks sake, the detachment from reality in this comment is astonishing. Would it be ok if I raised you as meat and then slaughtered you when you where 15 years old if I guarantee you that you would have a decent life in the meantime? Of course not, it would still be pretty fucked up.

    BigBananaDealer ,
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    its not a detachment from reality its actually completely based in reality, the statement being nothing more than quality of taste and a true fact, again completely based in reality. we all get it you think eating animals is wrong but my comment is not meant as some sort of statement on anything more than quality of food

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  • BigBananaDealer ,
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    nah i like tasty food of all kinds, im not picky thanks though

    w2tpmf ,

    I have zero doubts that people would be delicious.

    Cosmicomical ,

    So what’s stopping you

    reev ,

    Problem is good life isn’t economically sustainable.

    Cosmicomical ,

    That’s what they are trying to make you believe. Good life is not sustainable, either for the cows or for you

    reev ,

    Right right, as long as you don’t have to do anything :)

    PixellatedDave ,

    Nah I just don’t touch animals or animal products as much as possible now. Easy

    haui_lemmy ,
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    Tune in for more corporate media jokes tonight at 8 pm.

    BeerMedic ,

    Very tasty friends.

    kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E , in Food doesn't crawl into mouth

    Awww it’s retarded

    Dkarma ,

    It is like 4 weeks old. You were that dumb at 4 wk too.

    Worse actually,yeah.

    MeDuViNoX , in It's just not fair!

    Feeling cute, might eviscerate later!

    herrcaptain , in Best mobile accessory

    I think this counts as an example of mutualism. The human benefits from not having to hold its phone, and the cat benefits from warms on chin.

    hsdkfr734r ,

    A symbiotic relationship?

    apprehentice , in Baby otter in the water

    This is a weapon of mass destruction. It's too cute; I have perished from it.

    Kolanaki ,
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    My thanks to the person who discovered your body and decided to click the send button.

    FuglyDuck , in Sliding pugs
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    “So… how old are your kids?”
    “Oh, no. it’s for my pugs.”
    “So. How old are they?”

    blarbles , in In Poland firefighters were called to a house fire. There were no people inside the house but there was a terrified bunny that the firefighters rescued from the flames.
    illi ,

    One resident told him that, in her opinion, “I think morally the right thing would have been to put the fire out.”

    They think?!

    Vilian ,

    fire fighter subscription is the most usa shit ever

    yeather ,

    In reality, the person lived outside of the city, and the county doesn’t have its own firefighters. The 75 a month is a little more than what the regular residents paid in taxes to the firefighters. Stupid is as stupid does.

    Darukhnarn ,

    I’d call that a failed state of the haven’t even got government firefighters. What other basic necessities don’t they have? Are streets also subscription based?

    didnt_readit ,

    It’s the libertarian dream!

    yeather ,

    Id call that rural America, yall don’t realize how large some of these places are.

    Darukhnarn ,

    Since when should country size play a role in government support? There are planes ffs. If your military can operate in the middle of a desert with no utilities, you should be able to support a stable civilian management in rural places.

    yeather ,

    The guy specifically opted out of it. He could have paid the tax but didn’t, and he paid the price for it.

    Darukhnarn ,

    If you can opt out of it, it’s not a tax. It’s an insurance. Taxes pay for everyone.

    Natanael ,

    Toll roads can be subscription based yes

    TWeaK ,

    Toll roads are for profit. Roads shouldn’t be for profit.

    teft ,
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    Actually it was invented by Crassus, Rome’s richest man, who was one of the triumvirate with caesar and pompey.

    boywar3 ,

    We should allow people who pull similar shit to die the same way as Crassus lol

    teft ,
    @teft@lemmy.world avatar

    Don’t tease me.

    For anyone who doesn’t know, Viserys’ death at the hand of Khal Drogo was inspired by Crassus’ alleged method of execution.

    dastechniker ,

    And to save other people who don’t get that reference from googling it, he had molten gold poured down his throat.

    Transporter_Room_3 ,
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    Guess we’d be seeing how well they can fight a fire in the station, or their vehicles.

    I think I’d be getting arrested if I saw “firefighters” (in this instance a bunch of fatasses LARPING as firefighters) standing around my house ignoring it because apparently there’s no real station nearby. Because if nobody moved the truck to help and I had something large and heavy available, I’m swinging. Or flooring my truck into the side they’re standing on.

    Yes, I would absolutely be unhinged in that scenario and I don’t feel bad for any bad thing that happens to people who have the ability to help, but do nothing. I don’t give half a shit what their reason for not helping was/is/ever will be. You could have helped. You did nothing.

    TwoBeeSan ,

    Oh yeahhhh.

    We’ve brought back Crassus’ fire department from late republic rome

    Dude would camp outside fires say sell it to me for nothing if they refused it burned it they sold he’s their new landlord and yay your house is saved.

    Igloojoe ,

    Wasn’t there something with the word arsonist deriving from him?

    THE_ANON , in Fierce

    It isn’t cute guys ,unless it’s doing that in a playful way . Encouraging that will lead it to act like when grown up and it wouldn’t go well. And hippos biting shit isn’t cut at all atleast when the grown one’s do.

    jordanlund ,
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    You know how babies love jamming things in their mouth…

    chaogomu ,

    There was a podcast I listened to some time back where one of the people was describing exotic pets, particularly lions and tigers, and how their uncle had kept some, and they were told to never let the cats play bite, because they would keep doing it into adulthood, and then you'd have a dead owner.

    This is why Joe Exotic's "Tiger petting zoo" had such a high body count. Turns out that meth and tigers shouldn't mix.

    Hegar ,
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    I for one fully support teaching hippos to eat humans from a young age.

    Hippos are the best killer of humans among all large land animals. I support excellence, and so should you.

    Scubus ,

    Aren’t they third for all animals total? First being humans, then mosquitos, then hippos?

    jak ,

    Do car accidents and house fires count as humans killing humans?

    Like, it obviously wouldn’t normally, but mosquitoes have zero conception of harming us, nor do they kill us directly, and they count, so intent and directness aren’t necessary.

    pearsaltchocolatebar ,

    Lol, it’s a hippo; they kill for fun.

    Letting/not letting a baby do that will in no way impact it’s behavior as an adult.

    ForestOrca ,
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    I suspect you are correct. And I'm not going to participate in The Experiment. And dang, they are rather cute when smol.

    dipshit ,
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    Raise ‘em right!

    whostosay ,

    LMFAO I highly recommend you go out to some of the friendlier hippos that have never done this at a young age. You’ll be fine.

    FiskFisk33 ,

    They all do that anyway. There is no such thing as a trained pet hippo.

    sbv , in I like this coat on my dog, but it makes her look like Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct

    where’s the NSFW tag?

    Ghostalmedia OP ,
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    To be fair, it’s her thigh skin.

    nicknonya , in Nudibranches are cute.
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    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    Nice!

    kamenlady ,
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    Thanks! I was about to search for it, after trying to zoom in the posted image.

    grue , in Someone doesn't approve

    He doesn’t approve 'cause it’s showing the weird CGI remake instead of the real movie.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    Thank you!

    RE; Your Username: I sincerely hope I don’t run into you without a light source.

    samus12345 , in Steve would be proud
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    Why is the koala smiling? What does he know??

    Fizz ,
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    He knows the love and care from the Irwin kids and the other keepers.

    Everythingispenguins ,

    He is high as fuck on eucalyptus.

    Stamets OP ,
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    The secrets of the universe…

    Also I guess the Koala bit of Trek lore hasn’t reached the public yet lol

    EPBJ ,

    A BLACK MOUNTAIN

    AlfredEinstein ,

    Bindi Sue just cured his chlamydia

    WhyYesZoidberg ,

    All thanks to John Oliver

    sugartits ,

    Only four fingers visible…

    n3m37h , in flying squirrel

    That’s a Sugar Glider

    342345 , in my girl, posing majestically, after rolling in a wild fox's diarrhea

    It’s called eau de fox.

    Majestic indeed. :)

    DeathStrandicoot ,

    This guy fox.

    jaspersgroove ,

    Foxes smell bad enough all on their own, fox diarrhea has to be on a whole nother level

    Ghostalmedia OP ,
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    Is this what the French mean by eau de “toilette?”

    7of9 ,
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    Majestically causing everyone to dry heave during the car ride home, even with all the windows rolled down .

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