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randomaccount43543 OP , in xkcd #2913: Periodic Table Regions
LazaroFilm , in xkcd #2898: Orbital Argument
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Technically, the sun is pulled by the earth too so it’s sort of true.

dev_null ,

Yeah, any 2 bodies actually orbit a common point in between themselves. In case of the Sun and Earth that point is probably still inside the Sun, not far from the center.

lugal ,

My thought exactly but isn’t the common center still inside the sun?

knatschus ,

Yes, but they still both orbit the black hole in the center of our galaxy

kamenlady ,
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The urge to orbit a black hole is universal

KidnappedByKitties ,

Only until we find something heavier

the_joeba ,

Looks over shoulder Nobody’s going to take this? Sighs Fine. I’ll get this one. Clears throat

Now we all orbit KidnappedByKitties mom.

KidnappedByKitties ,

Get in line! It’s you, everyone and the rest of the universe!

Orbiting…

Slowly watching…

Slowly descending towards the crushing abyss…

Fast or slow, near or far, there is inevitably only Mother…

And the complete annihilation of her touch

TWeaK ,

The common centre is the galaxy they both orbit spiral around together.

Then, the galaxy moves around some other point along with other galaxies.

Then, a bunch of aliens are playing with marbles.

Tier1BuildABear ,
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Thanks, kurzkesagt

TWeaK ,

I was thinking Men in Black.

Jaytreeman ,

Except it's still inside the sun, so depending on how big you view the center of the sun it could still be wrong.

danc4498 ,

So if the point is inside the sun, do we not consider the sun as orbiting that point? I would think it is still orbiting a point.

ech ,

The sun isn’t orbiting itself, though, so to say it’s wrong is also wrong. The sun is orbiting a small point in space that is affected by the bodies around it. That the point is covered by the sun doesn’t change that.

starman2112 ,

It’s usually not inside the sun thanks to Jupiter’s fat ass

Bademantel ,

I mean, yeah. That’s the joke.

LazaroFilm ,
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Oh thanks! I wasn’t sure. /s

Bademantel ,

A cunning display of deception!

TrickDacy ,

May as well lose the /s

Nightwind ,

No it’s not. The common center here is the center of our galaxy which both orbit. Even if the sun wobbles a miniscule bit there is no common orbit between them.

tryptaminev , (edited )
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it is possible for objects to orbit multiple objects at the same time. Add the moon to the system. The moon is orbiting the earth that is orbiting the sun that is orbiting the center of our galaxy. And yes each of them have a common center, just that it is very very close to the center of mass of the larger object in each case.

For the moon the earth is the dominant gravitational force, for the earth it is the sun and for the sun it is the center of our galaxy

Cypher ,

for the sun it is the center of gravity.

You mean the galactic center, which in turn orbits a point somewhere in the middle of our local galactic cluster.

Sylver ,

And our local galactic cluster is heading towards something ominous called the Great Attractor. It’s direction is hidden by the horizon of the Milky Way, but it is most likely another larger cluster of galaxies

tryptaminev ,
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youre right, i miexd up the words and edited it. thank you.

Donkter ,

There’s a very famous smart man with zany hair and a big tongue that says your comment is wrong and it’s all relative to your frame of reference.

SomethingBurger ,
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zany hair and a big tongue

Gene Simmons?

blanketswithsmallpox ,

The Goblin Bulge King?

CosmicCleric ,
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I would have gone with Groucho Marx.

Zron ,

No the common center is called a barycenter and it’s somewhere just outside the middle of the sun.

Fermion ,

Then Jupiter and Saturn enter the dance and they’re all sort of wrong.

V0lD ,

I mean, yeah, but the bigger argument here is that due to the sheer mass of Jupiter, the centre of mass of our solar system is actually very so slightly outside of the sun

Mycatiskai , in xkcd #2874: Iceland

Slartibartfast got an award for the fjords. All those fiddly bits.

thorcik ,

Don’t panic!

thorcik ,

Don’t panic!

odium , in xkcd #2947: Pascal's Wager Triangle

Hinduism with 330 million gods somewhere deep down that tree.

lars ,

Since I read that number for the first time last month, I’ve been wondering which seems wilder to a Hindu: monotheists or atheists?

Everythingispenguins ,

Monotheists 100%

lars ,

I want to believe this, so—unlike monotheists in such a situation—I am suspicious of the answer

MBM ,

I think some Hindus would say they're monotheists because all gods are just different aspects of Brahman. Don't quote me on this though.

Turun , in xkcd #2946: 1.2 Kilofives

Bro,we have an international standard for this. To count things you need to use the unit of mole. This town has 9.96323e-21 mol of people in it.

captainjaneway , in xkcd #2891: Log Cabin
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Base case when the smallest piece of wood can no longer be distinguished as a piece of furniture

lung ,
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Big oof

robolemmy ,
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So the quantized plank length?

NoRodent ,
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The “No nesting” rule should apparently apply not only to model rail but also to log cabins.

Nomecks ,

Mandelbrot furniture set

DavidGarcia , in xkcd #2862: Typical Seating Chart

I love diving in aviation fuel. The fuel tank seats are genuimely the most relaxing. Like an isolation tank, except you get to slosh up against the other passergers every time the aircraft makes a maneuver. nice, cozy, intimate, communal and lubey experience.

Intralexical ,

The fuel tank seats are genuimely the most relaxing.

…That may just be the benzene.

fruitSnackSupreme ,

Am I retarded? I don’t get the relevance of this comment, is it just totally random?

ReveredOxygen ,
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it’s a comic about unconventional airline seating

marcos ,

The comic filled the fuel tanks with seats.

PsychedSy ,

Wings are full of fuel, so wing seats will be a bit…damp.

c0mbatbag3l ,
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You see the seats in the wings, right? The joke is that they’re inside the wing tanks where the fuel is stored.

Seraph , in xkcd #2851: Messier Objects

The alt text is fucking ridiculously hilarious!

breakingcups ,

It really is the best part of this one.

Lokisan ,

Or the fact that he catalogued himself and he’s not even number one. Like dude saw 204 shits before seeing himself in a mirror or something and he’s like: “The fuck is that? Dunno… That’s M205 for now”

samus12345 , in xkcd #2944: Magnet Fishing
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Very Far Side.

FiniteBanjo , in xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

Technicalities:

Planes are safer per mile but not per trip. One could argue that if people spent the same amount of time in both then it would be far more fatalities on aircrafts.

Cars are technically the major source of danger for bikes and scooters.

sus ,

also a fun fact, while commercial aviation is very safe, private planes are much more dangerous, being almost as dangerous per mile as a regular car (and you get a lot more miles per hour of travel)

14th_cylon ,

private planes are much more dangerous, being almost as dangerous per mile as a regular car

that is because they are operated by semi-competent people who often have less practice then they have in car.

imagine how competent driver you are when you have your fresh license. it is the same with piloting license. and now imagine you are a hobby pilot and can afford to spend in the cockpit 3 hours per month. your skill is not really going to get significantly better. you are probably flying airplane that is at the end of its life, because that is only one you can afford, and there may be no one keeping an eye on you telling you "this is not how we do it, it is risky, dangerous, and you will get someone killed".

AeonFelis ,

That already fits with the chart - "commercial aviation" is "airlines" and "private planes" are "light aircraft".

sus ,

how did I miss that..

hsdkfr734r , in xkcd #2922: Pub Trivia

5: originally? None. They say there were no stars or planets. Also time and space came to be afterwards.

Edit: I just read the explainxkcd, I get it now. :)

FiniteBanjo , (edited )
  1. Don Majkowski threw a game winning touchdown pass to Sterling Sharpe in 1989 but the points were taken away as an illegal forward pass penalty, until later they saw the replay footage and awarded the points post game.
kometes ,
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant_Replay_Game There were 37 seconds left when it was overturned--not post game.

FiniteBanjo ,

32 seconds, actually. They must have paused the game timer during the four minute deliberation, drat! If we could find a single example of results being overturned outside of a game then that would satisfy the question.

prunerye , in xkcd #2914: Eclipse Coolnesss

Having seen a total eclipse before, I know solar eclipses are in danger of being overhyped. IMO, they probably aren’t worth driving across the country. But if all you need is a 3 to 5 hour drive to get to the path of totality, I think you should absolutely do it. They’re legit. Not, like, life changing, but legit. Find a place with a few trees so you can watch the crescent shadows and maybe hear some wildlife freak out.

ZMoney ,

Unless it’s cloudy

root_beer ,

I’m in the path of totality but I fully expect it to be overcast here. Because of course it would be.

Malfeasant ,

As someone who drove across country for the last eclipse - Phoenix to bfe Oregon - it’s worth doing once in your life. Even in the middle of nowhere, there were enough people around that when the moment of totality came, there was a very audible collective gasp, it was pretty awesome.

Gork , in xkcd #2912: Cursive Letters

Lowercase m, n, u, v, and w are confusing as shit when placed next to or near each other.

Successful_Try543 ,

Especially when people are writing ‘garlands’.

peto ,

Vacuum is another good one, or anniversary.

megane_kun ,
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You got me writing ‘vacuum’ and ‘anniversary’ in cursive, and got so conscious about how I write it that my speed crawled to a stop and my handwriting got even worse than what I started with, lol!

In casual writing, I separate out v, w and other letters that are trickier to write in full cursive. Same goes with t, i, j so that I can do the crosses and dots before moving on.

All those seems to have done the job of making my cursive a bit easier to read. All hell breaks loose when I need to write really fast though.


EDIT: stupid formatting, lol!

peto ,

Irreverence.

megane_kun ,
@megane_kun@lemm.ee avatar

I tried writing them so that I can post this. I might have failed in making them both cursive and legible, lol!

That very last line is my attempt at writing at speed. 😅

https://i.imgur.com/kYioUoU.jpeg

peto ,

Man, this must be what it feels like to be a teacher, all the time. It’s cool though, much better than I can manage.

megane_kun ,
@megane_kun@lemm.ee avatar

Lol~‌ Thanks.

I grew up at a time when cursive is a requirement–not just for one class, but for all classes in primary school. I remember our teachers checking our notebooks and making comments on our handwriting. All our compositions and essays were required to be in cursive, and they check for penmanship, keeping margins and all that. It was a whole lot of effort for something that I rarely get to use in higher levels. I switched to print in HS, when cursive is no longer required.

Successful_Try543 ,

I didn’t mean the word, but the way some people write the letters ‘m’ and ‘n’ with the bows downwards, so that the look really similar to ‘w’ and ‘u’.

megane_kun ,
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Oh, yeah! Sometimes context helps, but if you can’t even read a single word, you’re just out of luck!

maynarkh ,
Gork ,

Good god.

muntedcrocodile ,

Can ia solve this problem?

Shareni ,

Cyrilic cursive uses dashes in the same way Latin uses dots. Try writing "minimum’ without them, and you’ll get the same results.

pythonoob ,

This is the first I’m hearing about dashes. What do you mean?

Shareni ,

You know how и and п have the same shape, but п has a dash on top? You can put the dash on the bottom to easily differentiate и and ш from м and л.

ilovededyoupiggy ,
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So Donald Trump has been signing his name in Russian this whole time? It all makes sense now!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/3c3bf451-4f4e-42a9-a6b9-2bbd74e7378e.jpeg

TimewornTraveler ,

this feels like a shitpost and i wont fully believe it until - i dunno when.

Successful_Try543 ,

No, that’s true. However, putting lines under e.g. the ш makes it a bit more readable.

megane_kun ,
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I remember coming across a similar comment chain, and someone brought out cursive Hanzi, and everyone lost their minds.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/e5/67/3de56754b6857353ffee589906ba6ca4.jpg

feedum_sneedson ,

I am going to show this to my Chinese teacher to see if it’s in any way legible. Because honestly, I can’t see that being readable by anybody.

huquad , in xkcd #2881: Bug Thread

Fixed it! Thanks guys!

never heard from again

NeighborOfTheBeast ,
EmoDuck ,

I found a solution. This should work: dead link

anarchy79 ,
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I find people are actually pretty good about this online, i come across a ton of 2 comment posts consisting of user asking for help with a problem answering themselves with the solution they found while waiting. It’s become better.

cuerdo , in xkcd 2879: Like This One

I am a metaphysicist studying meta jokes

Crackhappy ,
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But you didn’t like it.

Crackhappy ,
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I was going to tell you a time travel joke.

somethingsnappy ,

You did, ans it was great. See you in 1986.

Crackhappy ,
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When you told me to tell you to not time travel, I never expected it to come in the form of a lemmy post.

Crackhappy ,
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Danger, danger close. Don’t listen to this duckless. You know what I mean.

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